Pranks to play on neighbors you hate...

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Ok lets think of some good pranks to play on your neighbors that you hate!

Anything calling cops or something is obviously from a private number and cant be tracked back to you ie; no names given, no address of caller given and what have you.

1. Call the cops saying the guy/girl is beating up on the guy/girl.

2. Call the ambulance saying the neighbor is dead.

3. Order a bunch of delivery food to that house and say you will pay by cash.

4. Call the fire department saying the house is on fire.

5. Advertise their house for sale.

6. Get a bunch of dangerous animals and get them into the house. ie: snakes, spiders, scorpions, big cats if possible, brown/polar bears if possible and cool shit like that.

7. Light a steaming bag of poop on their doorstep and ring the bell.

8. Ring the bell and run away.

9. Put spikes/nails in their driveway so when they take their car out they get flat tires.

10. Get a foam machine and find a vent and pump that shit in through it.

What else you guys think??? Be creative!!

11. TP their house.

12. Egg their house.

13. (added by @mb23100) Call a hooker to that address hoping the wife will answer the door.

14. Same shit with a gay escort.

15. (added by @Saku's Son) Put maggots and other shit like fish guts/squid/prawns used as fishing bait into their mailbox.

16. (added by @Cid) Smear dog shit onto their door handles.

17. (added by @Big Tuppy Hole) Remove there water metre and drop marbles into the water service.

18. (added by @newjerseynick) Have sexual relationships with one of them and ruin their relationship like an adult.

19. (added by @orgazmo) Post flyers around the neighborhood with their photo and address saying they're a sex offender, list charges involving children. (this is fucking brutal, probably the best one yet!)

20. (added by @M3t4tr0n) Poop in their mail box.

21. (added by @Cole train) Piss into a baking tray

Shove it into freezer

Shove the frozen piss disc through neighbours mail hole in the door (if he has one)

??????

Win

22. (added by @scorpipede)Advertise a Neo Nazi meet at their address and post BLM signs on their lawn.

23. (added by @ShinkanPo)Start a halal party and bleed a goat in front of their yard.

-Call fat hookers to their address.

24. (added by @ShinkanPo) Hang wet underwear that has skidmarks on their fence like laundry being dried.

Then take a picture and post it on the web.

Then mail them info material about anal hygeine

25. (added by @Iroh) KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS!!!!!

26. (added by @newjerseynick) mail them angree bees.

27. (added by @Texan6533) put a couple of speakers and taped them to the wall and blare Metallica’s black album on a loop.

28. (added by (@Hogey) Sneak into their house at night and while the dude is asleep stick your penis into his asshole. Shit is hilarious and alpha as fuck

29. (added by @BEATDOWNS) spray your neighbours shit with stuff.

30. (added by @90 50) Go buy really sleazy cheap gas station porn mags, and mail them to them with the correct name like they ordered them.

mail them from a public mailbox drop not your own address obviously.

the lulz will ensue when he keeps trying to explain away the crazy ass porn his wife keeps finding in the mailbox.
 
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Went fishing with mates when I was about 12, came back with half a pound of maggots left over so poked them through the neighbours' letterbox while they were on holiday.
They were arseholes so it wasn't entirely for fun.
 
If you want to be a real asshole put on some gloves, grab some dog shit and smush it inside their car door handle.
 
Ashen One said:
Well, have fun I suppose. It isn't harmful. Just annoying to clean.
Good luck with whatever your goal is lol.
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ill piss on the toilet paper before i throw it so it sticks! or i can actually fill a bucket of piss and throw clumps of toilet paper onto the windows, walls and stuff! ill aim for the highest most unreachable parts or areas near the windos so if they open the windows a stench of pee comes in!

thanks for wishing me well on my future endeavors! you are a good soul.
 
Saku's Son said:
Went fishing with mates when I was about 12, came back with half a pound of maggots left over so poked them through the neighbours' letterbox while they were on holiday.
They were arseholes so it wasn't entirely for fun.
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brilliant! thanks buds! added to the list!

oooh and then why dont we just get things like fish bait like chum and shit and just throw that at their front door!?
 
Big Tuppy Hole said:
Remove there water metre and drop marbles into the water service
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lol, doesnt the water metre only just register the usage? but marbles in the water service would just clog it right? essentially removing water from their house right?
 
Post flyers around the neighborhood with their photo and address saying they're a sex offender, list charges involving children
 
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