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picking up chicks at clubs/bars

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Whats your thing?

I am steady clubbing every weekend for some time now and I have gained plenty of experience as regards what works and what does not, but I'm interested to hear your approach. And I mean from the phase with a friend/friends to the point when have actually succeeded to take some girl home. Walk us through the process.

The reason I even bother to make this thread is because I just came back from a club where the boys to girls percent was like 80/20 and the few girls who were worth it were getting so much male attention that it was absurd and my buddy and I just left :) Lets hope tomorrow will be better!

Edit: Fuuuu, I'm too tired now, tomorrow as soon as I get myself together I'll write down few rules i abide by if this thread turns to be anything remotely interesting.
 
I wear really stupid clothes and act like a douche.
 
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Tons of bros with there collars popped hanging with their boys in a small area filled with alcohol and a few chicks here and there. What's not to like?
 
id never date a girl who clubs are frequents the bar. However if its for a quick fuck sure...other then that fuck that.


i honestly hate clubing and i very rarely go to the bar. Screw them both tbh..
 


ts, if you havent seen it, you probably will enjoy the show

on a side note. i find it easier getting numbers outside the club where girls are not always on guard.
 
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How are there more women on this planet than men but clubs and bars are total sausage fests? Boggles my mind.
 
act like you're drunk even if you might not be, girls love guys they can take advantage of. my go to move is dance around like an idiot for 30-40 minutes and make passing comments to girls checking me out. i say, "nice pants. where'd you get em, the ugly pant emporium?"

and when a girl does want to talk you have to lean in close and say "WHAT?" and blame the loud music for why you can't hear. if you're luckily they'll yell louder so you can hear them.
 
I only pick up women that go to church clubs. I tell them I am saving myself for Jesus. Its a great pick up line.
 
pretty simple, look yourself in the mirror and rate your swag level, if below 37 don't even bother with the hotties, if you have abs show them to groups of hotties at any possible moment, then leave with out saying anything, the girls will be impressed, and feel like it's competitive between them and there friends, so they will throw themselves at you quite easily, i personally don't have abs, nor confidence so i stick to prostitutes and pornography
 
wwedanawhite said:
pretty simple, look yourself in the mirror and rate your swag level, if below 37 don't even bother with the hotties, if you have abs show them to groups of hotties at any possible moment, then leave with out saying anything, the girls will be impressed, and feel like it's competitive between them and there friends, so they will throw themselves at you quite easily, i personally don't have abs, nor confidence so i stick to prostitutes and pornography
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I guess i'm gonna sweat out 10lbs before going to the club just so my abs pop.
 
I generally find a group of attractive women walk up to them whip out my dong and say who's first?

60% of the time, it works every time.
 
Atheist said:
I only pick up women that go to church clubs. I tell them I am saving myself for Jesus. Its a great pick up line.
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I didn't realize that Jesus was gay.
 
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