Only solution to eye pokes, just make them legal

[Koro_11]

Fuck it, you're obviously never gonna stop them from happening if you're using open finger gloves, so just go full KOTS rules and have it part of the rules, if you can't protect your eyes in the octagon you would get fucked up in a real fight.

Is UFC supposed to be "as real as it gets" or not?

Only half joking.

 

[mkess101]

Fuck it, you're obviously never gonna stop them from happening if you're using open finger gloves, so just go full KOTS rules and have it part of the rules, if you can't protect your eyes in the octagon you would get fucked up in a real fight.

Is UFC supposed to be "as real as it gets" or not?

Only half joking.

If you don't care about being sanctioned, giddy up!

 

[Broke Lester]

Ultimate eye-poke championship

 

[Marko Polo]

Kumite Rules

Spoiler

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Fuck it, you're obviously never gonna stop them from happening if you're using open finger gloves, so just go full KOTS rules and have it part of the rules, if you can't protect your eyes in the octagon you would get fucked up in a real fight.

Is UFC supposed to be "as real as it gets" or not?

Only half joking.

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

Best solution is 1 poke= you lose your entire fight purse, 2 pokes and you lose a finger! Snip snip... Eye pokes would magically disappear really quick.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Even NHB had rules against eye gouging. We are at least 50 years out from society's blood lust requiring legal eye pokes. Probably right around the time Soylent Green fast food restaurants start popping up

 

[World eater]

I know you are half joking, but seriously?
Start a thread about it?

 

[Hymen Crusher]

Don't give them ideas. Might just make eye poke fighting. For people who are to smart for slap fight

 

[AstralPanda]

Should also make pocket sand legal

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Pride had gloves that were naturally cupped. That helped a lot. Also don't be retarded. I don't want to see white goop on Ganes finger tips where a person's eyes once we're,, and blind dudes screaming in pain from eye gouges. Even old IVC rules didn't allow eye gouging or biting...

 

[ultra321]

Fuck it, you're obviously never gonna stop them from happening if you're using open finger gloves, so just go full KOTS rules and have it part of the rules, if you can't protect your eyes in the octagon you would get fucked up in a real fight.

Is UFC supposed to be "as real as it gets" or not?

Only half joking.

what a dumb idea

 

[Ramon Antonio]

Make them wear safety goggles.

 

[nonoob]

That won't catch on, but if it did @ComfortablyNumb55 could advertize for it, wearing a necklace with several glass eyeballs on it.

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[whocares]

Cut their damn fingers off. Eye poke now bitch!

 

[Hitdepruns]

Fuck it, you're obviously never gonna stop them from happening if you're using open finger gloves, so just go full KOTS rules and have it part of the rules, if you can't protect your eyes in the octagon you would get fucked up in a real fight.

Is UFC supposed to be "as real as it gets" or not?

Why not including kicks to the groin also..... we will see plenty of Kos.

 

[Ayreon]

Fuck it, you're obviously never gonna stop them from happening if you're using open finger gloves, so just go full KOTS rules and have it part of the rules, if you can't protect your eyes in the octagon you would get fucked up in a real fight.

Is UFC supposed to be "as real as it gets" or not?

Only half joking.

Only solution to gun murders, just make guns legal!

Where did I ear that?

 

[DrRodentia]

Jon Jones saw the idea proposed in this thread and grew harder than he does when wrestling with Hasbulla.