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Nut Kicks don't Hurt

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Thanks to the expert testimony on this site, I was able to determine that nut kicks don't do much. That a motivated fighter (I mean really motivated for a real fight out of a desire for money or revenge, not just some dude fighting on television for his job).

So I have this theory.

Dana White has a lot of money invested in his fighters. When he wants a fight to end during a certain round, he instructs them to carry out a nut shot and to sell it like it means something. The fighter takes the blow and then sits down and gives up. We all empathize because certainly, it does hurt. The fighters can collect their check without being really hurt, and life goes on.

Dana White just needs to make sure no one spills the beans and lets the world know that the nuts aren't really vulnerable.

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Look at these fakers. LOL OMG.
 
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Who ever said nut kicks don't hurt either don't have any or never had the pleasure of being hit in the bag.
 
jump up and down really quick stamping on your heels. works like magic
 
I find the pain goes away if I press my forearms against my forehead and pace around, looking at the ceiling.
 
It depends on your cup and your current brain state.

I have taken full knees to my steel cup and did not blink an eye. However, on Monday I dropped my phone onto my lap when a cop pulled next to me, hitting my left goose egg, and almost causing me to my vehicle...
 
Edison Carasio said:
Paging Professor JohnSouth.
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I'm not saying they never work, of course they do once in a while.

But unless it's a perfect direct hit the guy who can actually fight will mess you up.

And he'll really hurt you since you went for his basket, I've had my nuts grazed or kicked in the dick hard and it didn't bother me.

So go ahead, fight like a girl and practice your TKD and don't bother lifting no weights.

It works until it doesn't, then he murder you.
 
BTW if you watch those gifs, one of those jokers has no idea how to fight.

And I don't care they are in the UFC or what their name is, you don't reach down to stop a low kick.

Only reason the others land is because it came as an inside leg kick or was aimed somewhere else.

Man I saw a gif of some Aikido technique working once in UFC, better work on that Koto Gaeshi cuz that shit works apparently.
 
In the 6th grade once there was this kid that I kicked in the nuts accidentally in a soccer game in the 4th grade.

I totally destroyed him with this nut kick totally by accident and said I was sorry but the kid held a grudge for like 2 freaking years.

One day in the hallway in middle school this Korean kid delivers a reverse punch out of the blue to my dick, I guess he was going for my balls but since the punch had to come downward it was easy to misjudge.

I dropped down and played it up a little but I was fine. Got a cut on my dick though, that part hurt.

He felt like he avenged himself and I wasn't really hurt so it worked out.
 
JohnSouth said:
I'm not saying they never work, of course they do once in a while.

But unless it's a perfect direct hit the guy who can actually fight will mess you up.

And he'll really hurt you since you went for his basket, I've had my nuts grazed or kicked in the dick hard and it didn't bother me.

So go ahead, fight like a girl and practice your TKD and don't bother lifting no weights.

It works until it doesn't, then he murder you.
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lol you're my favorite poster. But not as cool as Wiz Cool C.
 
I've always been pretty adamant that if you can defend your chin, your liver, and whatever spots are being targeted, you can defend your crotch. So when people say something like, "well it would be different in the street", it's hard to not just laugh. If you couldn't beat me in a sanctioned bout, how could you land on a smaller zone that means a lot more to me (groin and eyes)?

That shit goes out the window when you throw a kick though. I swear, like, nine out of ten low blows are from you and your opponent kicking at the same time. Not only does the possibility open up more when you lift your leg, but you're also no longer braced for that impact. The absolute worst is repeated trauma in the same round. I took a kick, turned, cursed a little, jangled my junk, then got back on it. That second kick though... jesus. I was sitting there dry heaving for like two minutes.
 
I think it's actually a little more likely in a bout because so many strikes are being thrown.

You don't see that kind of back and forth in the street. Usually you have one chance to kick him before he's on top of you or vice versa, it's not easy.

If you kick once and miss he'll be protecting that area.
 
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