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[Thy]

Polls by @Takes Two To Tango

I clicked on the name but didn't see any poles.

 

[Thy]

And imaginary stories from @Richmma80 and @Intermission about how some chick at work has a secret crush on them.

Damn, the field i worked in didn't have many girls. Only had 1 i worked with one day cause she needed help with removing some wells since she wasn't capable by herself. And she talked to herself a lot and was obsessed with horses. Would be writing in a notepad non stop and timestamping everything she wrote while mumbling to herself over and over "confidence is high... confidence is high." I was entertained and worried at the same time. She was friendly atleast.

 

[Thy]

New gig? I got a few questions that need answering first. Grab a seat, my man.

I live on my bed and it's been about 10 years on it so i forgot how to sit. but i can answer from here. ok, i'm ready, lets do this!

 

[Natural Order]

Voting 2-3 times per week on where Marlon Brando sits in the GOAT handsomeness standings.

 

[Thy]

Do you like your food well
Done?

... i usually judge if someones worth talking to by asking how they like their ribeye. And if the answer is anything above medium rare. I ignore them. only thing i like cooked well done is my sashimi and ice cream. Sometimes i'll boil pasta until it's mush too so i can intake carbs faster and eat pasta with a straw to grow bigger tits faster but most of the time it's too much of a hassle so i just order chinese take out instead.

 

[Thy]

Voting 2-3 times per week on where Marlon Brando sits in the GOAT handsomeness standings.

If people gotta vote that many times for it. Maybe he gotta make a better offer that you can't refuse.

 

[Natural Order]

If people gotta vote that many times for it. Maybe he gotta make a better offer that you can't refuse.

I'm thinking @TidWell just ran out of ideas...

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

People still do that? I tried it like 25 years ago... problem is i ended up with a f^g hag that didn't put out so i gave up the act.

Many have tried , all have succeeded because it’s weird and easy .

 

[Thy]

Many have tried , all have succeeded because it’s weird and easy .

Feels like a loss in the end still lul.

 

[Simple Southerner]

I clicked on the name but didn't see any poles.

You will give it time polls by @Takes Two To Tango
And memes,gifs by is a given @Kung Fu Kowboy
LOL

 

[Mujeriego]

The big attraction in this whole joint is being able to....fuck that, fuck this......nowhere else I post allows that.

On this particular forum that is revved up a bit.

This man thinks the mayberry is "revved up".

I saw a lady wearing shorts the other day. And not indoors either.
Wild stuff.

 

[Sir Elzio Dennick]

This man thinks the mayberry is "revved up".

I saw a lady wearing shorts the other day. And not indoors either.
Wild stuff.

Shut the fuck up,

Now how cool is that, nowhere else can I pull that off.

 

[jeff7b9]

courtesy reach around or just focus on the single task?

Nah. Just do one thing and do it right

 

[Thai Domi]

This is the forum we post about music in so some mod can move it to the Jukebox and kill it off