Food & Drink Never eat mayonnaise by the spoon

[Legumes]

Some morons at a place I used to work had a contest over who could eat the most mayo. They both puked their guts out after the fifth or sixth spoonful. No award was handed out. Just shame.

I think one of the MTV Challenge shows had a daily eating challenge involving mayo years ago. Someone on there ate a whole damn bowl of it.

 

[HeffDoesWant]

I behold this truth to be self evident.

 

[lsa]

After a lot of hype I recently tried Dukes wasn't impressed

Should we be concerned?

 

[Milgrim]

btw
Humans typically fart 5 to 25 times a day, with the average often cited around 14-15, though this varies widely depending on diet, swallowed air, and individual gut bacteria, with some people farting more or less frequently,

Good to know that I am above average.

 

[Kardashians]

Simple carbs can take as little as 30mins to reach the small intestine, also, as you consume food the action of doing so can stimulate the whole digestive system to prepare this can cause gases to start to build.......

I went to see that new conjuring film in theatres last year. Decided to treat myself on the nachos with what they called “cheese”.

Well, boy howdy did that hit hard n fast! I was blasting the most powerful rank wind you ever smelt! The group of teenage girls behind me loudly announced somebody farted as they pulled their shirts up over their noses and sank into their seats.

This happened around the time of a funeral in the film, so I’m choking back laughter and my friend is like ??? wtf man ???

Ahh. Good times.

 

[Versez]

I only eat peanut butter by the spoon … but mayonnaise ? Yikes

 

[Versez]

Some morons at a place I used to work had a contest over who could eat the most mayo. They both puked their guts out after the fifth or sixth spoonful. No award was handed out. Just shame.

Terrible outcome … but well deserved.

 

[ssBaldy]

Yesterday I was eating some sort of chokeberry maynoaise mix and I fighered if it tasted good either way food why not just eat it from the bottle with the spoon. So I had a spoon full and gagged



And then when I was sleeping I farted twice and I NEVER fart maybe once in a year

Holding in farts for a whole year ... I am glad there's an ocean between us, those yearly farts must be destructive!

 

[Jesus X]

Must have been Hellman's. I never fart from Duke's.

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That is really good mayonaise use it for subs.

 

[AngryWeasel]

I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

 

[AngryWeasel]

I'll fucking eat hard boiled eggs and homemade mayo until someone do something about it, my stock is depleted or the ozone layer destroyed tho.

 

[William Huggins]

I went to see that new conjuring film in theatres last year. Decided to treat myself on the nachos with what they called “cheese”.

Well, boy howdy did that hit hard n fast! I was blasting the most powerful rank wind you ever smelt! The group of teenage girls behind me loudly announced somebody farted as they pulled their shirts up over their noses and sank into their seats.

This happened around the time of a funeral in the film, so I’m choking back laughter and my friend is like ??? wtf man ???

Ahh. Good times.

Good old fake cheese...........

You should've played a tune.........

The very act of looking at and or smelling food can start the process, I'm sure those poor little microbial lives screamed out as your optic nerves sent the signals to your brain and that was sent via the vagus nerve....... That crazy woman is going to eat that plastic cheese shit again!!!!!!!

 

[Boomb]

thanks for telling us.

^this^

I can now sleep peacefully.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

After a lot of hype I recently tried Dukes wasn't impressed

I never saw any hype about it. Had some at a friend's place once and liked it better than Hellman's.

 

[Prime LeVan]

Chic-Fil-A mayo with their fries is pretty legit. Dukes is the king of mayo and is great on most sandwiches.

I have never once thought of eating may with a spoon though.

 

[Zyklon R]

Should we be concerned?

Did Howdy Doody have wooden balls

 

[Zyklon R]

I never saw any hype about it. Had some at a friend's place once and liked it better than Hellman's.

The hype mostly came from the culinary community its good mayo just not what I expected from what I was hearing