Food & Drink Never eat mayonnaise by the spoon

[lakersfan45]

Yesterday I was eating some sort of chokeberry maynoaise mix and I fighered if it tasted good either way food why not just eat it from the bottle with the spoon. So I had a spoon full and gagged



And then when I was sleeping I farted twice and I NEVER fart maybe once in a year

 

[lsa]

thanks for telling us.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I only use it when eating a Double Bacon Cheese Burger with Curly Fries...

 

[lsa]

I only use it when eating a Double Bacon Cheese Burger with Curly Fries...

btw
Humans typically fart 5 to 25 times a day, with the average often cited around 14-15, though this varies widely depending on diet, swallowed air, and individual gut bacteria, with some people farting more or less frequently,

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

btw
Humans typically fart 5 to 25 times a day, with the average often cited around 14-15, though this varies widely depending on diet, swallowed air, and individual gut bacteria, with some people farting more or less frequently,

It's not bad manners... just good food.

 

[lsa]

It's not bad manners... just good food.

farting is a way to say the food was tasty

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

farting is a way to say the food was tasty

In some countries it's an insult not to...

 

[lsa]

In some countries it's an insult not to...

always fart, just to be on the safe side.
In some countries they want you to in fart.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

In some countries it's an insult not to...

What i never understood is, if it takes food hours to get to the intestins where the gasses occur, how come some food make me farty way before that…

 

[italiamusica]

Mayo farts

Greasy stool

 

[deviake]

Never eat mayonnaise​

Shoulda stopped here

 

[Natural Order]

That's some nasty shit....also you may want to see a Dr if you're only breaking wind twice a year. LOL, breaking wind. Miss you Grammy!

Mayo is only good in small doses in very specific places (tuna salad, egg salad, sandwiches)

 

[William Huggins]

What i never understood is, if it takes food hours to get to the intestins where the gasses occur, how come some food make me farty way before that…

Simple carbs can take as little as 30mins to reach the small intestine, also, as you consume food the action of doing so can stimulate the whole digestive system to prepare this can cause gases to start to build.......

 

[Kal-El]

Won't eat anything if it's even touched mayonnaise, I hate it

 

[Zyklon R]

I'm not concerned

 

[TheChance]

Well you probably burned the holy fuck out of it before you ate it so of coure it is going to suck

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Must have been Hellman's. I never fart from Duke's.

 

[Zyklon R]

Must have been Hellman's. I never fart from Duke's.

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After a lot of hype I recently tried Dukes wasn't impressed

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Must have been Hellman's. I never fart from Duke's.

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Hellman's is GOAT mayonnaise IMO, only really use it when I'm making pasta or potato salad.

 

[HereticBD]

Some morons at a place I used to work had a contest over who could eat the most mayo. They both puked their guts out after the fifth or sixth spoonful. No award was handed out. Just shame.