After moving to Nebraska to husk corn as his life’s work,
@lsa, was routinely called upon to defend his husks from the Michigan wolverine.
It was in one of these battles he lost a nipple and earned his ripnip nickname
This is true.
I recall one late night, it could have been in May but it could also have been July. My memory is not what it used to be.
I mean sometimes I almost forget to put on pants or to go to work. Its really getting worse. I dont mind forgetting me pants but people on my way to work and at work do mind.
I really dont understand why. I mean its not like I am forcing them to look. I am not a perv. Maybe they are?
Why do they look???
Anyway I got of track, it was a late night in either May or July but to be fair it could easily have been september.
Nowadays september is quite warm and it can still feel like summer..
I was out watching the corn and I heard a loud scary noise.
I was sure it was a wolverine trying to steal me corn!
I rushed over ready to fight! And what do I see?
@Slobodan ! He has finally made it to America.
Sadly he was all alone, he had to leave the 2 nuns and the 3 legged donkey on the other side of the pond.
I am sure you know the story of the 3 legged donkey and the sex scandal. It was that sex scandal that earned
@Slobodan that nickname. You know the one I am talking about.
anyway. Go team!!
