Naming a turtle

[SwaggyT]

First off, I would smack the ever living shit out of any of you if you ever thought about disrespecting me. I’m the baddest motherfucker you ever met.


Anyway, I need a name for a turtle, but it can’t be named after any famous artists like the ninjas were. Any ideas?

 

[GoodBadHBK]

First off, I would smack the ever living shit out of any of you if you ever thought about disrespecting me.

Always makes me laugh

 

[Sycho Sid]

Speedy Gonzales or Slow Poke Rodriguez

 

[Contempt]

First off, I would smack the ever living shit out of any of you if you ever thought about disrespecting me. I’m the baddest motherfucker you ever met.


Anyway, I need a name for a turtle, but it can’t be named after any famous artists like the ninjas were. Any ideas?

Why don't you call it: Delusion... that way it can match his owner.

 

[Fla graplr]

How could we possibly do this without knowing what kind of turtle?

 

[Fury]

Pedro

 

[SwaggyT]

How could we possibly do this without knowing what kind of turtle?

Ok this is actually a good point. It’s a snapping turtle.

 

[Bathwater]

Vagine Machine

 

[NoSmilez]

Gaylord

 

[BEATDOWNS]

I disrespected your mother last night.

 

[Contempt]

How about Fa ggyT?

I prefer SaggyD

 

[Tone C]

Turtley McTurtleface

 

[The HAMA]

Baron Green Back!

 

[Fedorgasm]

Ok this is actually a good point. It’s a snapping turtle.

Aren't those the ugly ones that can take off your finger?

Why would you want that as a pet?

Anyhoo, I'd call it "Cuddles"

 

[Osculater]

Crunchy
Snappy
Hamlet
Gunner
Frag
Tank
Grim
Puto
Snack

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Dream

 

[Cole train]

Mclovin

 

[650lb Sumo]

Sheldon

 

[AfroBanana]

Stumpy, that’s what I named mine as a child. But zoomer or zippy would be good.

 

[Sir Elzio Dennick]

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