My friend writes horoscopes

[Spoken]

http://yourweek.tumblr.com/

at the bottom there is a 'next' button. It's pretty funny.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

What a scumbag.

 

[Spoken]

I'm upping this only because I assume there has got to be a few folks here with a love for dark, satirical humor.

 

[Josh]

You and your friend should never fly on the same plane together, I'm not sure what society would do if we lost the skills of both of you in one fell swoop.