Movie Battles 2.0 #35: Analyze This Vs. The Whole Nine Yards

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Analyze This (1999)

Synopsis: Ben Sobol, Psychiatrist, has a few problems: His son spies on his patients when they open up their heart, his parents don't want to attend his upcoming wedding and his patients' problems don't challenge him at all. Paul Vitti, Godfather, has a few problems as well: Sudden anxiety attacks in public, a certain disability to kill people and his best part ceasing service when needed. One day, Ben unfortunately crashes into one of Vitti's cars. The exchange of Ben's business card is followed by a business visit of Don Paul Vitti himself, who wants to be free of inner conflict within two weeks, before all the Mafia Dons meet. Now, Ben Sobol feels somewhat challenged, as his wedding is soon, his only patient keeps him busy by regarding Ben's duty as a 24 hour standby and the feds keep forcing him to spy on Paul Vitti. And how do you treat a patient who usually solves problems with a gun?



The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

Synopsis: Oz is a Montr
 
Haven't seen either but I'm tempted to vote Analyze This just because De Niro is p4p top-3 and Willis is a can.
 
The Whole Nine Yards was fucking hilarious and you get to see Amanda Peet's tits.
 
"I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise." ~~ Yimmy
 
"I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise." ~~ Yimmy

Haha

I think one of the reasons I liked that movie so much was because I hate mayonnaise too.
 
As per my "Pros Picks" write up, I picked Analyze This, but by a small margin. Amanda Peet's tits were almost the deciding factor, but I couldn't let them get in the way of reason. Analyze This wins, but just barely.
 
Tough one. I love tits and guns, but I think Analyze had me laughing more....so...

Analyze this in a close one....

EDIT: Shit I voted for TWNY accidently. Looks like my lower brain was doing the thinking, I'll call it fate, so I guess I'll go with Topless woman with Gun.
 
As per my "Pros Picks" write up, I picked Analyze This, but by a small margin. Amanda Peet's tits were almost the deciding factor, but I couldn't let them get in the way of reason. Analyze This wins, but just barely.

Wait... We're required to use reason? I thought tit's was the right answer!
 
It isn't a requirement, I guess just a reaction to which head you're using, I guess.

See my post. I had every intention of voting for Analyze then went into full Penile Override and voted the other way.
 
See my post. I had every intention of voting for Analyze then went into full Penile Override and voted the other way.

I did see your post. I used it as a reference, I just forgot to cite it :)
 
Two meh movies I can't bring myself to vote over the other. On one hand, Billy Crystal should get the nod for being more awesome than anyone else involved, 9 Yards should lose because it stars Chandler....but overall it was more entertaining than Analyze.

I do think it's telling though that the deciding factor for some people is a ten second boob shot.
 
We're talking about someone, SCREW THAT, some THING that doesn't deserve to be breathing. The AIR!
 
Both movies are golden, but Analyze This has the slight edge.
 
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