Mayberry Lounge: The Movie

[Bobby Boulders]

If we had a movie made about our one true home, what would be the specifics? Who would be the main characters, who would play them, what would be the plot?

I would like to think it would be one of the following: bisexual porn (only because it couldn't be gay porn since there actually are a few womens here), a film kinda like Crash where everyone hates each other (although, maybe that would be Warroom: The Movie), or a comedy along the lines of Superbad. Or a mixture of the three.

What say you?

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Kardashians would be played by Ron Jeremy, that's all I know.

 

[Loiosh]

It would be a murder mystery and we would all play characters pretending to be things we're not to throw off suspicion.

Spoiler

Zer did it.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

It would be a murder mystery and we would all play characters pretending to be things we're not to throw off suspicion.

Spoiler

Zer did it.

Who dieded though?

 

[MortalWombat]

Ronnie

 

[AronaBeatsJones]

It would be a male version of "Sex and the City."

 

[Loiosh]

Who dieded though?

There's an obvious answer but it's too sad, so I'll go with TGF.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

There's an obvious answer but it's too sad, so I'll go with TGF.

RIP Det_Kimble

She is still in my heart.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

I remember when someone was making a Sherdog RPG videogame

 

[Loiosh]

RIP Det_Kimble

She is still in my heart.

Well no, but sure.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I remember when someone was making a Sherdog RPG videogame

Lolz

This needs to happen.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Well no, but sure.

Don't tell me who is in my heart and who isn't.

 

[Loiosh]

Don't tell me who is in my heart and who isn't.

Spoiler

nope too sad

 

[FeloniousMonk]

It would be a murder mystery and we would all play characters pretending to be things we're not to throw off suspicion.

Spoiler

Zer did it.

Zer kills metatron out of jealousy
when he finds out metatron finally
hooks up with Kardashians.
Kardashians is framed because let's
be real, "whose gonna believe a guy
in a wig with a black eye?" I'll be the
the local Dominican drug peddler,
"Giancarlo" and the role will be
played by Luis guzman.
"Mayberry murder mystery"

In homage to woody allen's best
film outside of Annie hall

Loiosh, you could play a female
detective cause it's 2016 & we don't
want to be misogynist pigs.

She'll need to have some monster
breasts though. & full penetration

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I am at a loss for words.

@Loiosh

 

[Loiosh]

I am at a loss for words.

@Loiosh

I told you it was sad but you pulled the thread.

 

[Loiosh]

Zer kills metatron out of jealousy
when he finds out metatron finally
hooks up with Kardashians.
Kardashians is framed because let's
be real, "whose gonna believe a guy
in a wig with a black eye?" I'll be the
the local Dominican drug peddler,
"Giancarlo" and the role will be
played by Luis guzman.
"Mayberry murder mystery"

In homage to woody allen's best
film outside of Annie hall

Loiosh, you could play a female
detective cause it's 2016 & we don't
want to be misogynist pigs.

She'll need to have some monster
breasts though. & full penetration

I could do that, I've actually done detective work.

Plus, I wear ladies underwear.

 

[Slobodan]

Kardashians would be played by Jamie Brewer

 

[FeloniousMonk]

I could do that, I've actually done detective work.


Plus, I wear ladies underwear.

 

[Loiosh]

Kardashians would be played by Jamie Brewer

Nah.