No Spoilers Mayberry Lane - A horror story

[Alphaboy]

Greetings Sherbrethren,

I am going to write a book, titled Mayberry Ln.

It is about a small town that hides a BIG secret!

I am going to put you guys (regular posters, not you once a year "extras") in it.

Basically, I am going to use an algorithm that will sort through your posts, that way your speech pattern is analyzed and the book dialogue will be authentic. @NoGoodNamesLeft idunno about you, bud! Please give me your physical descriptions if you are not already in the "post your pic" forum.

Anyway, I hope you guys will read it when I'm done. Show ya boy some support! And if you don't see a brotha in a while, know I'm hard at work.

 

[Drain Bamage]

I want cut of profits

 

[Fedorgasm]

I look like val kilmer






Recently

 

[eighterumg5]

I'll read it. Could be interesting

 

[BisexualMMA]

Is the big secret hair loss and Joe Rogan's height?

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Greetings Sherbrethren,

I am going to write a book, titled Mayberry Ln.

It is about a small town that hides a BIG secret!

I am going to put you guys (regular posters, not you once a year "extras") in it.

Basically, I am going to use an algorithm that will sort through your posts, that way your speech pattern is analyzed and the book dialogue will be authentic. @NoGoodNamesLeft idunno about you, bud! Please give me your physical descriptions if you are not already in the "post your pic" forum.

Anyway, I hope you guys will read it when I'm done. Show ya boy some support! And if you don't see a brotha in a while, know I'm hard at work.

Lest see
5'8"
Thick full red beqrd
220 pounds muscular
Bldsd
Greeneyes
Broad sblodres
Really nice calves
6.25 bpel
Nice curucumaicion though, minilma cscarring and very symetricla
Sljght upward culve qt the bell end

 

[Alphaboy]

Is the big secret hair loss and Joe Rogan's height?

Or since this is the 'Berry, it could be what's hiding in a woman's skirt.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Greetings Sherbrethren,

I am going to write a book, titled Mayberry Ln.

It is about a small town that hides a BIG secret!

I am going to put you guys (regular posters, not you once a year "extras") in it.

Basically, I am going to use an algorithm that will sort through your posts, that way your speech pattern is analyzed and the book dialogue will be authentic. @NoGoodNamesLeft idunno about you, bud! Please give me your physical descriptions if you are not already in the "post your pic" forum.

Anyway, I hope you guys will read it when I'm done. Show ya boy some support! And if you don't see a brotha in a while, know I'm hard at work.

Well this is pretty cool. Definitely going to read this when it’s done

 

[Karl_Hungus]

So, the characters will all be jacked alphas with strong hairlines and legit ninjitsu skills? Sounds good.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Brad Pitt mix with Van Damme

 

[Alphaboy]

So, the characters will all be jacked alphas with strong hairlines and legit ninjitsu skills? Sounds good.

Precisely

 

[Tireur889]

Wasn' t there a twilight zone episode that had Mayberry in the title. It was about aliens turning a neighborhood against each other

 

[Alphaboy]

Wasn' t there a twilight zone episode that had Mayberry in the title. It was about aliens turning a neighborhood against each other

Damnit, there goes my idea.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

A horror story? LOL, more like

Mayberry Lane - A sequel to Brokeback Mountain

 

[Alphaboy]

A horror story? LOL, more like

Mayberry Lane - A sequel to Brokeback Mountain

That's the sequel, we're getting there bro...

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

"In came Wrath of Foamy, with his really big dick, swinging from side to side..."

"Around the corner came Wrath of Foamy, his really big dick swinging majestically..."

"Down the stairs came Wrath of Foamy, whereas a woman mistook his really big dick for the banister..."