Mayberry 2012 Posting Awards - List Your Nominees

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Well gentlemen (and ladies), I know it's not Christmas yet but the year is coming to a close, and as such we need to start considering the best Mayberry had to offer the apocalypse-free world in 2012. There should probably be a thread for each award at some point; maybe a plat can make some polls next week or something.

No reason we can't start listing some potential nominees now! I've added some off the top of my head to get things rolling. Feel free to add your own categories, and if people respond to them they can be voted on as well.

Best Poster
therealdope
fingercuffs
Three Gun Fish
Dragonlordxxxxx
Blitz55
tkotom
Det_Kimble

Best Thread
The Great Porn Experiment series
Beutifulpeople - dating site for beautiful people only
I'm a 29 year old man getting involved with an 18 year old woman...(UPDATED)
Which would you save: Pet or Stranger?
Hitted a jaywalker today
If you ever have to fight a rampaging Chimpanzee
Rescued a dog today, need advice... Updated
I did the most awful thing in public (aka tard stole my pizza thread)

Best New Poster
CrayonWendigo
Car
MajinSaga
PolishHeadlock
Phantomnugget

Most Improved Poster
Big Sissy
Da Speeit
Lost
equus
MortalWombat

Most Noticeably Absent Poster
AGA
fatalis
[Det_Kimble] - disqualified for posting again
Bobby Boulders
Pupi
Nic Hautamaki

Most Interesting/Significant Contributor
Dragonlordxxxxx
adavis
Zookeeper Gabe
TCE_Killa
JBSchroeds

Most Hilarious Poster
thebluerider
Big Sissy
Zer
Dmitry Kalikhman
Nnedd

Most Insightful Poster
SevenSamurai
cooks1
Spoken
Three Gun Fish
EntropyS
Jing
Raiman

Nicest/Most Helpful Poster
Linkuei
Blitz55
fingercuffs
therealdope
ufcfan4
jmac

Best Mod
Madmick
Bullitt68
Matt
CHL
peteyandjia
Uber(?) BAM
Ronwah

Most Appropriate Banning
(Zombie) Lozano
Shattered Dreams
Memory
?????
?????

Most Surprising Banning
JSN
MMAWisdom
DelbertMengel
Steakeater
Broncoi
TheRevMrBlack
Rushkin

Most Likely to get the Banhammer in 2013
CyberRubberDucky
Phantomnugget
Flem
NorCalNinja
Enemies of BAM

Most Generally Knowledgeable Poster
Madmick
Darwinian
therealdope
Doughbelly
Netgeek

Best Debater
Stump
Nonsense
Zeke's Chaingun
JonesBones
Raiman

Likely to be the Best with the Ladies IRL
Smashandgrab
cooks1
Frenzy
CHL
MarloStanfield

Most Consistent and Reliably Active Poster
WorldofWarcraft
Ravden
PolishHeadlock
KrazyKanadian
HuntersCreed
Joe Mencia

Best Taste in Music
Da Speeit
Lost
Joe Mencia
AGGAMEMNON66
Vincent86

Coolest/Most Amusing Posting Style
Three Gun Fish
AGA
Dmitry Kalikhman
Da Speeit
stllmnj
cinturao
BadTangent
Det_Kimble

Best Ongoing Thread Series
Serious Movie Discussion
Great Porn Experiment
Anime and Manga
(Discuss) what book you're reading now
Ye old eat drink and be married
Epic beer thread
Comic Book discussion
Movie News and Notes (MNN)
Movie Battle threads

Best Non-American Poster
fingercuffs
MmaGirl10
tkotom
the ax murderer
?????

Most Lovable Asshole
Da Speeit
Madmick
goleta83
AGGAMEMNON66
?????


Honourable Mentions Coming Soon!!!

 

[Jing]

Voting for lost.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Voting for lost.

Shit, I just noticed he signed up in 2011.

Might have to put him on the most improved list instead.

 

[Jing]

Well in that case him and phantom nugget should form a 50 ft. voltron on dat ass

 

[Vincent86]

Best thread was probably the one about chimps.

Nicest / Most helpful poster.

IDK, the usual, Blitz and the Dutch guys. cuffs.

Best mod, CHL, Matt

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Best thread was probably the one about chimps.

Nicest / Most helpful poster.

IDK, the usual, Blitz and the Dutch guys. cuffs.

Best mod, CHL, Matt

Link to the chimps?

Added the names.

 

[Vincent86]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f48/if-you-ever-have-fight-rampaging-chimpanzee-2133043/

One of the best threads imo

 

[destructive]

Blitz : D

 

[Joe]

got hitted by a car and its not even close
or was it hitted a jaywalker?

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

got hitted by a car and its not even close

Link that shiz.

Might have to expand that list to 10 options.

 

[Joe]

Link that shiz.

Might have to expand that list to 10 options.

Hitted a jaywalker today

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

Mod that is likely to stab you in the back:

PeteyandJia

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Mod that is likely to stab you in the back:

PeteyandJia

You're gonna be a nominee somewhere I just don't know which category.

Maybe I'll make an award for consistency.

 

[Jing]

ruh-roh

 

[Josh]

Mod that is likely to stab you in the back:

PeteyandJia

There's no award for most butthurt.

 

[big perken**]

Was the thread with the rape giraffes in the mayberry that shit was awesome

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

There's no award for most butthurt.

There's no award for "who the fuck are you" either, so fuck off.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Hitted a jaywalker today

That thread was truly epic.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

What about most surprising banning?

 

[Josh]

There's no award for "who the fuck are you" either, so fuck off.

There's no award for 'easily gotten to' either.