Leave the wife in the car.

[Killer Whale]

If you get some sort of special treatment from a female, whether its a restaurant or any service, don't take your wife or girlfriend around, the special treatment will end abruptly. My wife was showing me a picture of a yoga instructor who used to be a barista that hit on me hard and hooked up free lattes, my wife went in with me one day and that was the end of free stuff

Thought I would share some wisdom of man.

 

[bandicoot]

Women ruin everything, got it.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Take the cannoli.

 

[Osculater]

 

[helax]

Make sure to leave the window open a crack

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Make sure to leave the window open a crack

It's nice but not really necessary, they sweat from their tongues when they pant

 

[boingyman]

Need pics of yoga instructor and wife before judging.

 

[Osculater]

It's nice but not really necessary, they sweat from their tongues when they pant

Close enough I guess