Lady purchases Puppy on Craigslist, but it's really a Hyena

[Uber_Noober]

Those dudes with the baboons are nuts, I’d be more scared of them than the hyenas

 

[Yoel Bromero]

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Those monkeys have shirts on! Crazy pic

 

[Ladder Master]

Step one delete Tik Tok from phone.

 

[plataoplombo]

I would be dumb enough to keep it.

Same

 

[Bia]

she should name it kamala with its cackling nature

 

[Jack Reacheround]

These glands produce a white, creamy secretion which is pasted onto grass stalks by everting the rectum. The odour of this secretion is strong, smelling of boiling cheap soap or burning, and can be detected by humans several metres downwind.[

Lots of dogs have those same glands, and you have to ge the vet to drain them. Or you can do it yourself I suppose.

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

Unrelated, but in college two female friends came across a "lost dog" while driving through a nearby neighborhood, so they called it over and brought it back to campus. They then went on Craigslist to post about the "lost dog", and saw that there was a post with their photos saying "These girls just stole my dog".

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Lots of dogs have those same glands, and you have to ge the vet to drain them. Or you can do it yourself I suppose.

 

[ferrisjso]

The only problem is if they bite once you lose a limb or die. Otherwise they would be fine to have as pets.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

No worse than a pitbull tbh

 

[William Huggins]

Pretty sure they can't be house trained and they are closer to cat family and not the dog family.

But still would be cool to own.

"Although phylogenetically closer to felines and viverrids, hyenas are behaviourally and morphologically similar to canids in several elements due to convergent evolution: both hyenas and canines are non-arboreal, cursorial hunters that catch prey with their teeth rather than claws. "

 

[ChosenOne]

"Although phylogenetically closer to felines and viverrids, hyenas are behaviourally and morphologically similar to canids in several elements due to convergent evolution: both hyenas and canines are non-arboreal, cursorial hunters that catch prey with their teeth rather than claws. "

Yup genetically they are closer to cats' but they act more like a dog pack.

 

[-Magua-]

 

[Volador]

Bro, the article literally explains that she didn't get it on Craigslist and it was just a joke. The hyena belongs to a wildlife center:

A woman who claimed she bought a puppy only to find it was a hyena never expected her joke video to go viral, with millions believing she had truly accidentally adopted a wild animal.

Gabriela spent her summer volunteering at the Chipangali Wildlife Orphanage in Zimbabwe.

While at Chipangali, run by three generations of the Wilson family for 50 years, she got to know tiny hyena cub Atlas.

 

[KnightTemplar]

IIRC, Hyenas have the P4P greatest bite strength of any animal.

 

[William Huggins]

IIRC, Hyenas have the P4P greatest bite strength of any animal.

I don't think they do.....

 

[William Huggins]

IIRC, Hyenas have the P4P greatest bite strength of any animal.

I'm sure a Jaguar has a higher bite force pound for pound, only trouble is there's such a huge variation in weights that you would need to know what the weight of the Jaguar was they recorded the reading from.

 

[KnightTemplar]

I'm sure a Jaguar has a higher bite force pound for pound, only trouble is there's such a huge variation in weights that you would need to know what the weight of the Jaguar was they recorded the reading from.

You may be right. It was something I read a long time ago.

 

[shunyata]

Bro, the article literally explains that she didn't get it on Craigslist and it was just a joke. The hyena belongs to a wildlife center:

A woman who claimed she bought a puppy only to find it was a hyena never expected her joke video to go viral, with millions believing she had truly accidentally adopted a wild animal.

Gabriela spent her summer volunteering at the Chipangali Wildlife Orphanage in Zimbabwe.

While at Chipangali, run by three generations of the Wilson family for 50 years, she got to know tiny hyena cub Atlas.

Yeah but they aint readin that shit

 

[GolovKing]

Zambia all crew

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Even that dog is like why tf am I still here, I'm not making the picture look any cooler