Khabib and Ferguson Training Camp Equipment

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This will be the 5th time the Khabib/Ferguson fight is getting booked.

So to make sure everything goes smoothly and both guys make it safely to the octogon, I propose the following precautions.

Training camp should take place in a padded room.

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Both guys shall wear a straight jacket.

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For additional safey, bubble wrap shall be used to wrap around the straight jacket.

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And last but not least, a helmet to make sure neither of them starts banging their head against the padded walls.

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With all of these precautions in place, I'd be pretty confident in saying this fight will finally take place. Or at least it would increase the odds from 2.5% to a solid 50%.

What do you think Sherbros? Should additional safety measures be added?
 
They should be abducted right now by an armed commando and brought to the cage without warning or preparation. It's our best chance.
 
I want a spotter following each fighter making sure they have no chance at falling AT ALL TIMES
 
Those lamps on the ceiling of the padded room seem awfully dangerous.
 
They'll still find a way. Khabib will try to eat the bubble wrap and Tony will drop his helmet, trip over the strap, and blow out his knee.
 
Tony has the advantage here Joe, he's got a lot of time in the straight jacket.
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No sun glasses either, only clear lenses for eye protection!
 
Make sure you purchase travel cancelation Insurence if you planning on traveling to New York for this fight
 
I want a spotter following each fighter making sure they have no chance at falling AT ALL TIMES
A wheel chair could do the trick if they need to go somewhere. No chance of falling unless the wheels fall off.
They'll still find a way. Khabib will try to eat the bubble wrap and Tony will drop his helmet, trip over the strap, and blow out his knee.
True. They should also be strapped to a bed.

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This does never ever get old.
It's just too funny and ridiculous; you've got all these fighters training in the most scientific ways that are currently known, with numerous coaches and then there's Tony Ferguson who somehow has not shot holes in the ceiling with his spinal disks yet when doing deadlifts..
 
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