Social Kendall Jenner Completes Her NBA All Star Starting Lineup

[Hollywood Jack]

So much for "just friends"?!

Kendall just clapped back at some haters who suggested she was being "passed around" by NBA stars (since she dated Ben Simmons) and her response is EPIC.

"They act like i’m not in full control of where i throw this cooch."

they act like i’m not in full control of where i throw this cooch https://t.co/DOCPKMdW6K

— Kendall (@KendallJenner) April 29, 2020 @KendallJenner
YO!!!!!!

Kylie Jenner loved the tweet -- saying, "lmfao tweet of the year."

So, banging or nah?


Kendall Jenner has a special quarantine pal -- NBA superstar Devin Booker -- and they just social distanced in the back of his Maybach together for a quick road trip to Sedona!

TMZ Sports has footage of the two during a quick bathroom break at a rest stop near the Arizona city ... and it's not like they were trying to keep a low profile.

As you can see in the clip, the two rolled up in Devin's super-fancy Mercedes-Benz Maybach (they usually cost around $200k). Plus, he's 6'5" and plays for the Phoenix Suns. And, she's 5'10" and one of the most famous people in the world!

Witnesses tell us they certainly LOOKED like a couple during the stop, but sources close to Devin and Kendall insist they're just friends.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/29/kendall-jenner-devin-booker-quarantine-road-trip-coronavirus/



I realize this is a slightly more heterosexual Tidwell thread, but fuck it.

 

[wufabufa]

She may be in "control" of her cooch but when you're tossing that shit around at that pace, I certainly question her judgement. Slow down girl, the novelty of new dick will wear off quicker and quicker the more you get. I predict she'll be married 3 times by the time she hits 32.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I guess that’s her way of saying that she’s not being passed around between them so much as she’s the one going through them?

Like the slutty version of this or something?

 

[Horse Style]

Cute face but absolutely no body. Holy shit.

Spoiler

 

[minute bull]

 

[Midnighter]

I guess that’s her way of saying that she’s not being passed around between them so much as she’s the one going through them?

Like the slutty version of this or something?

Nah she's being passed around.

 

[LHWBelt]

Superstar is used pretty loosely there. I dont know Devin Booker at all and I'm pretty sure I know the nba superstars.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Empowered female thread of the day.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Nah she's being passed around.

If only I was 7 inches taller and 10 years younger.

 

[syct23]

1 BILLION PENISES...

 

[Zer]

She may be in "control" of her cooch but when you're tossing that shit around at that pace, I certainly question her judgement. Slow down girl, the novelty of new dick will wear off quicker and quicker the more you get. I predict she'll be married 3 times by the time she hits 32.

Plus she's gonna end up with with a Hope Solo-like wreck of a vag

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Superstar is used pretty loosely there. I dont know Devin Booker at all and I'm pretty sure I know the nba superstars.

Can't say I'm a fan, but he was an All Star this year, he scored 70 points against my hometown team the Celtics, he signed a $158M contract and he's banging Kendall Jenner. I'd say he's a superstar.

 

[LHWBelt]

Can't say I'm a fan, but he was an All Star this year, he scored 70 points against my hometown team the Celtics, he just signed a $124M contract and he's banging Kendall Jenner. I'd say he's a superstar.

I looked him up and it does sound like he's good. Superstar implies people know him though and I dont and I doubt most casual nba fans would. Just a minor gripe though.

 

[Uber_Noober]

they just social distanced in the back of his Maybach together for a quick road trip to Sedona!

@sweetviolenturg better find out where they’re staying and fill that place with uppercuts

 

[raty tat tat]

If only I was 7 inches taller and 10 years younger.

And black

 

[raty tat tat]

Cute face but absolutely no body. Holy shit.

Spoiler

Still would.

 

[nostradumbass]

What does "in full control of throwing cooch" even mean? Did someone suggest she was being raped or sex trafficked? If she is, it's by her mom.

 

[chill doggie]

I looked him up and it does sound like he's good. Superstar implies people know him though and I dont and I doubt most casual nba fans would. Just a minor gripe though.

I’m a casual and I know him, he broke and set a new 3point shooting contest record against Klay Thompson.

 

[Simple Southerner]

Well look at who her sisters are hoes gonna hoe. I think out of all the Jenner n Kardashians Kourtney Is the only one that's not super slutty

 

[DoomPatrol]

Cute face but absolutely no body. Holy shit.

Spoiler

Bigger problem is all the surgery. Even if you think she's hot, you're going to marry that girl? Do you not know what her and the other chicks in that family actually look like without all that surgery? You gonna have a plastic wife and a dog shit looking kid.

That whole family got poison snatches.