"Karo Parysian" Blasts Neil Melanson New Book On Amazon

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I was reading the reviews on Neil's new book and saw one by "Karo Parisian". If you guys read Karo's Judo for MMA book then you know Neil was his grappling dummy in that book and the 2 were friends/training partners.

Of course this could be a troll job, his only other review was for a wireless keyboard a few weeks ago.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3MQV1T8N0XQ1J/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R3MQV1T8N0XQ1J


By
Karo Parysian
This review is from: Mastering Triangle Chokes: Ground Marshal Submission Grappling (Paperback)
First of all, let me be clear. This book is dog turds. I have trained catch wrestling since Neil was feeding puppies in the coast guard or whatever he was involved in and not one single time did I hear anything useful the "Ground Marshal". I was in the UFC for christ's sake! I once had a conversation with Neil and he went on this rant about how he should be the "grand master" of the Abu Dabi tournament and that he would crush everyone in his path. Here's the kicker: The question I had asked to get him to spill that answer was if he preferred jelly or jam on his morning toast. This guy is off his rocker. Get this, the guy clipped his toenail too short one night and had the whole toe SURGICALLY REMOVED. Now I don't know about you but that sounds, well, retarded.

Long story short, if you like reading about submissions that don't work unless you're a 260 lb. "blind" man rolling around with a flyweight then be my guest.
 
If it was really Karo, it would contain a lot more self promotion and descriptions of badass him and his crew are/were.
 
Yeah, I'm guessing that's not Karo.
 
Definitely not enough "bro"s to be an actual review from Karo.
 
I do not detect a trace of Armenianism in that review, therefore it is a troll.
 
Lol, that last line was gold
 
Clearly it's not Karo, the reviewer didn't even ask "do you know who I am, bro!?"
 
I was reading the reviews on Neil's new book and saw one by "Karo Parisian". If you guys read Karo's Judo for MMA book then you know Neil was his grappling dummy in that book and the 2 were friends/training partners.

Of course this could be a troll job, his only other review was for a wireless keyboard a few weeks ago.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3MQV1T8N0XQ1J/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R3MQV1T8N0XQ1J


By
Karo Parysian
This review is from: Mastering Triangle Chokes: Ground Marshal Submission Grappling (Paperback)
First of all, let me be clear. This book is dog turds. I have trained catch wrestling since Neil was feeding puppies in the coast guard or whatever he was involved in and not one single time did I hear anything useful the "Ground Marshal". I was in the UFC for christ's sake! I once had a conversation with Neil and he went on this rant about how he should be the "grand master" of the Abu Dabi tournament and that he would crush everyone in his path. Here's the kicker: The question I had asked to get him to spill that answer was if he preferred jelly or jam on his morning toast. This guy is off his rocker. Get this, the guy clipped his toenail too short one night and had the whole toe SURGICALLY REMOVED. Now I don't know about you but that sounds, well, retarded.

Long story short, if you like reading about submissions that don't work unless you're a 260 lb. "blind" man rolling around with a flyweight then be my guest.


2.0 out of 5 stars Do not buy this garbage., January 9, 2014
^ hmmm...one day ago
I am NOT saying you wrote this yourself and want to show it to us to see if you are funny.
**wink wink**

I am sure it was just a coincidence. or maybe you read the reviews on this book every day waiting for new ones.

sure......


reminds me of "I have this friend who has <insert weird affliction>"


ps- all the other reviews are 5 stars. lol. this troll review might be more real than the rest of the reviews.
 
Yes, all the five star reviews is shady. Anybody of repute read this?
 
Reputable meant someone that wasn't some poor bastard in bangladesh who makes two bucks a week writing fake Amazon reviews.

What are your impressions of the book?
 
2.0 out of 5 stars Do not buy this garbage., January 9, 2014
^ hmmm...one day ago
I am NOT saying you wrote this yourself and want to show it to us to see if you are funny.
**wink wink**

I am sure it was just a coincidence. or maybe you read the reviews on this book every day waiting for new ones.

sure......


reminds me of "I have this friend who has <insert weird affliction>"

ps- all the other reviews are 5 stars. lol. this troll review might be more real than the rest of the reviews.


I cant take credit for this. I have most of the Victory Belt books and really like them. I'm pretty sure Neil shows a few moves in the Grapplers Manifesto book and they were really good if I remember correctly.

Anyway, I'm inclined to think its a fake review but i got a laugh out of it anyway, and if it is real its even funnier.
 
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