Social Kangaroo Attacks a Tourist - Ozzy Man Reviews

[Takes Two To Tango]

lol at this.

 

[Contempt]

Meh, just another day downunder /shrugs

 

[elreece]

Pro tip from a aussie.....Punch the cunt square in the face.

 

[SakurabasEar]

As a southern american, I thought the aussies usually just punched them in the face, and called them cunts

 

[Natural Order]

Fucking strange assed things...

 

[Contempt]

Wait till you walk around a corner and one of the big males is about three foot away from you and is looking down at you... and you're 6'1

Some of those cunts can be legit scary.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

As a southern american, I thought the aussies usually just punched them in the face, and called them cunts

As a southern american (Texas), I thought aussies usually called them cunts.

 

[Tuvatuva]

Interesting how they use the long guard and try to tie you up in order to kick you. Best would be to maintain distance and watch out for those teeps. Catch it with a kick of your own it before it gets it's weight on its tail. Or overhand right over it's paws as it steps forward. I wonder how it would deal with lateral movement.

 

[Joshuaace]

Not sure if this is legit.

 

[Meatspin]

My money is on the kangaroo. Skippy will fuck you up

 

[PBAC]

lol at this.

Immigrants picking fights with the locals

 

[oldshadow]

Ok from someone that knows how do you discourage it?

 

[Anewt]

Wait till you walk around a corner and one of the big males is about three foot away from you and is looking down at you... and you're 6'1

Some of those cunts can be legit scary.

Yeah there's a couple around here that are off putting with their size. Especially with the dogs. Both of em are around 40kg and are very hardy creatures but they'd get absolutely destroyed by the big bastard.

Prick always holds his ground far longer than any creature should with those two dogs charging with me right behind on motorbike....

He dgaf


Waiting for the day he doesn't hop on, won't be fun

 

[Contempt]

Yeah there's a couple around here that are off putting with their size. Especially with the dogs. Both of em are around 40kg and are very hardy creatures but they'd get absolutely destroyed by the big bastard.

Prick always holds his ground far longer than any creature should with those two dogs charging with me right behind on motorbike....

He dgaf


Waiting for the day he doesn't hop on, won't be fun

This was when I was working as night manager at a hotel when I was 18-19, I was putting the garbage out at probably 06:30, just before the end of my shift. All the other roos saw me and immediately hopped off, this guy just sat there, looked at me as if to say, "yeah, what do you want ya little cunt?"

Suffice to say, I backed off slowly, left the garbage on the ground and quickly fucked off as fast as possible. I've heard the stories of these fuckers disemboweling dogs with one kick, not hanging around for that shit

 

[Osculater]

I would had high kicked that kangaroo

 

[dc007]

I love Aussie Man Reviews. That dude is hilarious.