Jon "Seminal" Anik

[OverhandRightKayo]

This dude loves using the word: seminal.

It's akin to Joe Rogan's "tremendous".

Let's delve deeper.

Discuss.

 

[Jose Beehive]

relating to or denoting semen.

 

[Reign009]

Lol, seminal also relates to semen.

 

[Dude Incredible]

not right now. we can talk about it in one more sleep.

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

not right now. we can talk about it in one more sleep.

That too!

 

[Jose Beehive]

"Albeit not with a ton behind it."

 

[Luthien]

Let's delve deeper.

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

My Clemmy bae thicc

 

[laleggenda27]

For me, it's his overuse of "credentialed." He's constantly saying someone's a "credentialed blackbelt", "credentialed striker", "credentialed coach", etc. It would be fine if it were in relation to someone who was actually outstanding in that particular realm, but he uses it for people who are unremarkably average.

 

[Saiyok]

"The man whom this fight card was built around" on repeat is annoying, but overall Anik seems cool.

 

[bigmacbub]

Honestly can't stand listening to this muppet. He repeats the same fuckin cliche lines over and over. I'd rather slam my dick in a door than hear this guy.

 

[GrantB13]

He repeats a lot of things at a decent clip.

And he fucking loves talking about family like he's one of those people who have no other aspirations in life than to look at his kids and that's his only metric of self-worth in his life.

 

[Final Say]

"Albeit not with a ton behind it."

That ain’t anik bruh

 

[Nathan LaMontagne]

" he's landing with a 33% Clip"

Ugh...

There's another thing we used whenever he talks about responding with jabs I may have blocked out.

Ugh

 

[legatoblues]

"Patented" always annoys the shit out of me. Not what that word means.
Says a fighter has a "Patented right hand / low kick / takedown defence".
Next card it's the exact same comment for someone else.

"Future hall of famer", as if the UFC has any sort of consistency for that.

"Setting the table for us, Bruce Buffer"

"Weighing in at a buck-55 and a hook"

Glad he doesn't do in cage interview anymore.

 

[Scheme]

Anik replacing Goldberg was a seminal moment to the UFC's downfall

 

[Jose Beehive]

That ain’t anik bruh

 

[mmanut]

After suffering through Goldberg's tired cliches, horribly timed advertising pitches, near total inability to grasp the simplest of technical concepts, and incredibly banal and often wrong observations for fucking years I can deal with Anik. He is lightyears better than his predecessor.

 

[Final Say]

Had me for a sec, not gonna lie, but neither of them are in that first picture either

Riddle me that

 

[Mayonnaiseandjelly]

Anik has grown on me over the years. He does have his weird anikisms.. When calling weigh ins he says "and a hook". "Seminole blow". "Seminole moment". "Wearing it now".