Johnny appleseed...What a guy!

[Ogata]

Dude had an interesting story:

- was a vegetarian and believed it is better for health and well being. He cared about ethics of eating

- loved and respected life including insects. Would put fire out if moths ended up suiciding

- had trouble finding wife, would pay for a girls education and they would run off with some other dude which made him super mad

- he felt like it was a call from beyond to promote and plant apples around the world and share it's benefits to the planet

- friendly with Indians and learned their medicine and revered their culture

- low carbers hate him. They felt that vegetarian and apple is women's food and that real men hunt down their sustenance

 

[JabToucher]

Stopped reading at "vegetarian".

 

[Aquabot]

Sounds like the ultimate "nice guy".

 

[Horse Style]

This proves women don't like vegetarian men. His girl wouldn't have run off if he wasn't such a sissy

 

[Alphaboy]

- had trouble finding wife, would pay for a girls education and they would run off with some other dude which made him super mad

You forgot to mention the part where Johnny Appleseed got mad, abandoned his pursuit of planting appleseeds and started what we know today as the modern day PUA movement.

 

[IIIIIIII]

Sounds like the ultimate "nice guy".

Haha, that is exactly what I was thinking. Fair enough.

 

[SFMMA]

Dude sounds like he tagged zero puss

 

[IDL]

He found a way to spread his seed another way

 

[nostradumbass]

Was planting apple seeds some kind of replacement after women were repulsed by his seed?

 

[Ogata]

You forgot to mention the part where Johnny Appleseed got mad, abandoned his pursuit of planting appleseeds and started what we know today as the modern day PUA movement.

Da fuck!?

Are these dude some anime style playas?

 

[HARRISON_3]

IRL Johnny Appleseed was a homo

 

[hohner]

 

[TJ Swagger]

IRL Johnny Appleseed was a homo

Most vegetarians are.

 

[Slick_36]

He also planted the invasive weed dogfennel because he thought it was a medicinal herb. It's a major pest of a plant it turned out. I find it really interesting that he spread his version of Christianity around as well. I find a parallel in the different seeds he planted and Evangelism, while spread in good faith it can have some damaging consequences sometimes.

 

[lostdog000]

 

[DaleBoca]

I’m more like Jonny Appleweed

 

[the ambush]

A lucky guy he was, spreading his seed everywhere!

 

[Alphaboy]

Da fuck!?

Are these dude some anime style playas?

They're "peacocking" dressing extravagantly to garner attention from the opposite sex.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

They're "peacocking" dressing extravagantly to garner attention from the opposite sex.

Yep. That tall fellow is Mystery, a failed magician, and the bald fuck is Neil Strauss, author of The Game and a ghostwriter of biographies of rockstars.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

LOL what a loser!