Joe Rogan drinking game

[cobyd]

Watching 171, I could not believe how many times he said "he tagged him" which got me thinking of making a drinking game out of his commentary.

Take a drink when..

1. Obviously every he says someone has been "tagged"

2. Whenever he mentions a guy going for submission (he's going for the triangle!)

3. Contradicts Goldie

Any other ideas?

 

[Spath]

I'd go with these:

"Oh! He's hurt!"
"Leg kick!"
"He's got it! It's locked in/deep!"
"He's got that god given knockout power"

Those will probably get you drunk enough.

 

[ThunderL1ps]

"World class"

"Don't give up your back."

 

[OderusUrungus**]

dude, you'd be dead before the first prelim fight ended.

 

[J Danger]

I just make fun of his biased statements and drink on my own because I'm a man.

 

[JiuJizzle]

I don't really smoke weed but I'd like to get high with Joe Rogan. He cracks me up.

 

[Dramacydal]

I'm pretty sure you could get shitfaced based on him just saying "he's rocked".

 

[cobyd]

"World class"

"Don't give up your back."

Haha yup, also "possibly the best *insert technique* in the division*

 

[Reach4theSky]

That would be too much drinking for me.

 

[Bradford]

Top of the food chain.
High level JJ.

 

[cobyd]

I just make fun of his biased statements and drink on my own because I'm a man.

I can tell how much of a man you are by having danger in your name there bud.

 

[OderusUrungus**]

I can tell how much of a man you are by having danger in your name there bud.

Burn...? :icon_conf

 

[morohbj]

I just make fun of his biased statements and drink on my own because I'm a man.

Love it

 

[eon001]

I really hate the way he contradicts Goldie. He doesn't have the same harmony as say Pat Miletich and Mauro has. When ever Mauro fucks up, Pat doesn't try and throw him under the bus he tries to help him understand in a less condescending fashion. Which ultimately translates into helping the casual viewers watching at home.

 

[spookdier]

"Tremendous"

 

[Malachai]

Add Goldie's stuff in there as well.

Punches in bunches
Teep
Slip & Rip

 

[Talibankocken]

Every time he says "It's locked in!" when it actually isn't.

 

[nakaiseye]

"caught him!"
"oh he's hurt Mike"
"caught him with the right!"

 

[J Danger]

I can tell how much of a man you are by having danger in your name there bud.

And you're assuming danger isn't my last name based on...? Or that it's possible a hard g, instead of a soft one because...?