Jesus vs Satan

[DeformedGravy]

http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-on-Fox-8-Gets-Reza-MadadiMichael-Chiesa-Lightweight-Bout-51963


On UFC on Fox 8, who do you got for this fight?

 

[odog]

Which is which?

 

[ralphus1]

Jesus' ground game impresses me. However, Satan proved in his last fight that he can take a good shot and come back to win by sub.

 

[joeyjoejoe]

Jesus wins via controversial decision, satan is upset and demands an instant rematch.

 

[Wilverine]

good > evil this time

 

[Vil7]

Jesus wins the decision because he is too skilled at keeping Satan down.

 

[forrestcries]

They figured this out on south park once. Satan's gonna take a dive

 

[ralphus1]

This could also be entitled 'Duck Dynasty' vs 'Evil Dead'.

 

[shaffmeister]

jesus via crucifix neck crank

 

[Persuadertron]

Had to check this thread b4 it got deleted. Funny

 

[MayhemMonkey]

wtf??

just adding this for shits and giggles

 

[DeformedGravy]

Jesus' ground game impresses me. However, Satan proved in his last fight that he can take a good shot and come back to win by sub.

I'm hoping Madadi wins, it took a lot of cojones to come back from getting punted in the head by Johnson.

 

[DeformedGravy]

They figured this out on south park once. Satan's gonna take a dive

That was boxing. Jesus has a ground game.

 

[OldBoy91]

Depends if Jesus is still on TRT. Last time he stopped taking it he got finished by an inverted crucifix.

 

[The Real Pedro]

just adding this for shits and giggles

C'mon man, don't take a fun thread and make it an argument about religion. If you want giggles make a point about Satan's footwork or how Jesus has improved his striking. You're just going to get this guy's thread wastelanded.

 

[FEDORRULEZ]

ha , thats a good one

 

[SowingSeason]

Jesus.

 

[MayhemMonkey]

C'mon man, don't take a fun thread and make it an argument about religion. If you want giggles make a point about Satan's footwork or how Jesus has improved his striking. You're just going to get this guy's thread wastelanded.

:redface: my bad

I like Satan, Jeebus is tough but I think Satan is the more skilled fighter

 

[The Real Pedro]

:redface: my bad

I like Satan, Jeebus is tough but I think Satan is the more skilled fighter

Hahahaha. I just put all my vcash on Jesus.

 

[DeformedGravy]

Hahahaha. I just put all my vcash on Jesus.

If he wins by crucifix / ground and pound you best believe I'm bumping the hell out of this thread, pun intended.