Social Is Your Vibrator Spying on You?

[lsa]

"Sex toys that are connected to an app are becoming increasingly common, and can collect highly personal information about their users, reports Wired.

Information such as which sex toys a particular user likes, how often they are used and with what settings can be collected by manufacturers, and then sold to so-called data brokers.

“Data brokers can then package and match the data with that they have collected previously and sell it on,” says Paul Bischoff, an expert on digital security, to the newspaper.

He believes that an email or IP address from a sex toy may be enough for the data brokers to be able to connect it to a physical person in many cases."

So now you know ladies big tech knows your filthy habits with the @dildos



Also @Slobodan is okay with this.. he wants them to know..

 

[ricc505]

Whatever you hear is lies and slander! Need to route through a vpn so all vibrators are being used somewhere in Antarctica or middle east

 

[lsa]

Whatever you hear is lies and slander! Need to route through a vpn so all vibrators are being used somewhere in Antarctica or middle east

thats using your head

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[ricc505]

thats using your head

I read about a woman who requested all the data collected on her by her "smart" lightbulbs or such product. She got back a bunch of snippets of herself in conversation. Nothing earth shattering but it was a lot. The data from the vibrator would be much more entertaining, along the lines of Roomba toilet pics

 

[Intermission]

Why would a woman mind getting tips on other sex toys? This sounds pretty innocuous

 

[Flower2dPeople]

 

[lsa]

I want both..

 

[Zer]

Gonna start telling my wife's vibrator I want high level, affordable sexbots

 

[lsa]

Gonna start telling my wife's vibrator I want high level, affordable sexbots

our your blue tooth butt plug.

 

[Stoic1]

*furiously deleting apps*

 

[Zer]

our your blue tooth butt plug.

I can't talk to that thing, it knows too much

 

[Intermission]

I can't talk to that thing, it knows too much

but...you just responded to a nonsensical grammatical statement.

 

[Zer]

but...you just responded to a nonsensical grammatical statement.

@lsa is easier to talk to than my butt plug. We have a thing

 

[Intermission]

@lsa is easier to talk to than my butt plug. We have a thing

AI wants to point something out to you.

butt plugs and vibrators are not synonyms, though their functions can overlap. They are distinct categories of adult products with different primary purposes and designs.

 

[lsa]

AI wants to point something out to you.

butt plugs and vibrators are not synonyms, though their functions can overlap. They are distinct categories of adult products with different primary purposes and designs.

if you read beyond the headline
"Sex toys that are connected to an app are becoming increasingly common, and can collect highly personal information about their users"

A butt plug is a sex toy

 

[lsa]

@lsa is easier to talk to than my butt plug. We have a thing

and I am reasonable priced

 

[Intermission]

if you read beyond the headline
"Sex toys that are connected to an app are becoming increasingly common, and can collect highly personal information about their users"

A butt plug is a sex toy

Some butt plugs do have a vibrating function, too. I just looked that up. Could have asked you but I dont want to trouble you at work.

 

[lsa]

Some butt plugs do have a vibrating function, too. I just looked that up. Could have asked you but I dont want to trouble you at work.

I dont work Sundays, which is common in white colour jobs.
You would know if you had a job.
You spent time on reading up on sex toys, maybe a future job for you in that area.
I wish you good luck with all my heart

 

[Intermission]

I dont work Sundays, which is common in white colour jobs.
You would know if you had a job.
You spent time on reading up on sex toys, maybe a future job for you in that area.
I wish you good luck with all my heart

Jeez. I didn't ask for your life story. Sorry I brought it up.