I hope this kid was okay from the last UFC card

[Sasha]

First response according to CPR course is to question whether the guy is faking it or not first.

Just to be safe I ask them like 15-20 times while putting their head underwater and giving little humiliating slaps

 

[don't ask]

Just to be safe I ask them like 15-20 times while putting their head underwater and giving little humiliating slaps

Same thing if you have to deliver a baby

 

[HHJ]

In Dagestan we fix this.

 

[Frode Falch]

The modern era of youtube shorts, TikTok, and possibilities to spinn any narrative from a short clip.

Just stop it.

Nothing dramatic is happening in that clip

 

[HHJ]

The modern era of youtube shorts, TikTok, and possibilities to spinn any narrative from a short clip.

Just stop it.

Nothing dramatic is happening in that clip

DEATH

on live UFC TV

Outside the cage for once.

We hardly knew ye, child

 

[IIIIIIII]

with buttered popcorn that doesn't happen. rookie mistake.

 

[wufabufa]

 

[fzoid4454]

and that kid was pretending to choke... so you shut the fuck up?

And that kid was, most probably, actually choking. STFU at any time.

 

[jko1355]

And that kid was, most probably, actually choking. STFU at any time.

You must get really serious watching all of the fake videos on Facebook and YouTube... do you think reality tv is real too?

 

[don't ask]

Just to be safe I ask them like 15-20 times while putting their head underwater and giving little humiliating slaps

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

Brahahaha, that's an awesome catch! As someone that's saved two lives with the proper use of the Heimlich (or J-Thrusts, depending on where you learn the technique these days), that kid looked like he was just acting or embellishing some popcorn going down the wrong pipe.

Or he was choking to death.

Either way, USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

 

[gracie_barra_samurai]

Sometimes sacrifices have to be made for

 

[hogwash]

I've learnt here that jko may be the most retarded person to ever have kids (albeit, through artificial insemination of some ol butch thing, cause they're clearly a virgin)

 

[whooty]

"So this fucking kid chokes and has to go to the ER and I miss the fucking Main Event"
- Sherbro dad, 6'4 250lbs

 

[wh4tttt]

"So this fucking kid chokes and has to go to the ER and I miss the fucking Main Event"
- Sherbro dad, 6'4 250lbs

"That's why he got a lump of shit for Christmas " - sherdad

" Point on the doll where Dana hurt you" - therapist as they write something in a notebook.

 

[whooty]

If the kid died though that would be the funniest human sacrifice to the Just Bleed Gods ever

 

[surgeyou1]

He was just trying to replicate his hero Dustin Poirier in title fights.

 

[fzoid4454]

You must get really serious watching all of the fake videos on Facebook and YouTube... do you think reality tv is real too?

I was a first-responder, a long time ago, and actually got professional training on this.

What's your basis for declaring that it's fake? Since you seem to be determined to die on that hill, but you haven't offered anything to back up your contention.

Here's an actual news video of a kid at school, about the same age, who got the Heimlich from paramedics, for comparison.

 

[Harlekin]

He was just trying to replicate his hero Dustin Poirier in title fights.

Big fan of Poirier, but this was still funny as fuck.