I bought a Subaru

[fingercuffs]

The lowdown, it's a Crosstrek so nothing swish. We literally leave the town a couple or three times a year to travel 20 minutes up the road and back again, everything else is at most an 8 minute drive away.

I haven't driven in years because of all the near misses with Californian drivers to and from work, it put me into some sort of PTSD where on road trips anywhere I had to sit in the back watching something on an Ipad not looking out of the windows it was so bad. I was fit as a fiddle in other countries/states.

Subarus are routinely winning awards for safest car on the road and it's actually quite nice, I'll attempt a grocery shop on my own driving for the first time in years next week and see how it goes.

No need for pics, it's a bog standard silver Subaru 2013 Crosstrek which after the hellish week that has happened feline wise, my Mini being unfixable and my X5 giving up on Sunday which I have to sell for scrap...I'm just happy to have a working car.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Congratulations in advance for your first lesbian relationship.

 

[TheChance]

That makes sense, Subaru drivers are constantly one of the the top 3 worst drivers in the country

 

[fingercuffs]

That makes sense, Subaru drivers are constantly one of the the top 3 worst drivers in the country

What makes sense? What do you know about my driving?

 

[fingercuffs]

Congratulations in advance for your first lesbian relationship.

Haha, my best Sherbro said the same thing when I texted him. I didn't know it was a thing till he told me about the memes.

 

[fingercuffs]

Also, @TheChance where are you getting those stats from and why, more importantly are you looking them up in the first place?

 

[Pittie Petey]

Whatever happened to Joe Isuzu

 

[GoodBadHBK]

Also, @TheChance where are you getting those stats from and why, more importantly are you looking them up in the first place?

This is exactly why women shouldnt do comedy

 

[Natural Order]

Middle aged lesbians drive Subaru Crosstreks.

So, everything checks out. Well done.

 

[fingercuffs]

This is exactly why women shouldnt do comedy

Please explain what I'm missing here, lol.

 

[fingercuffs]

Middle aged lesbians drive Subaru Crosstreks.

So, everything checks out. Well done.

I do frequently eat sushi off the barber shop floor.

 

[SurferH2O]

Did it come with this bumper sticker?

Besides all the Lefty owner jokes they get, they are actually really solid cars. I hope you enjoy it... but no pics?

 

[SurferH2O]

That makes sense, Subaru drivers are constantly one of the the top 3 worst drivers in the country

I don't know... Prius, Beemer, and virtually all minivans are the worst... but Subarus are a strong candidate for 4th.

 

[TheChance]

I don't know... Prius, Beemer, and virtually all minivans are the worst... but Subarus are a strong candidate for 4th.

Nope, Tesla, Ram, and Subaru are always found to be the worst

 

[TheChance]

Also, @TheChance where are you getting those stats from and why, more importantly are you looking them up in the first place?

Heard it on the radio a while back. Plug it into google you'll see plenty of results

 

[Swiftie]

I bought a 2025 Subaru Forester this year. I like it so far. The only thing I don't like is the crappy soft windshield. The new windshields are thinner because of the camera eyesight thing. I had my windshield repaired for chips in the first week. Yours is older so hopefully it's better.

I didn't know about the Lesbian connection until I bought mine. I guess I'm a Lesbian just like you. Congratulations on your Subaru purchase.

 

[SurferH2O]

I bought a 2025 Subaru Forester this year. I like it so far. The only thing I don't like is the crappy soft windshield. The new windshields are thinner because of the camera eyesight thing. I had my windshield repaired for chips in the first week. Yours is older so hopefully it's better.

I didn't know about the Lesbian connection until I bought mine. I guess I'm a Lesbian just like you. Congratulations on your Subaru purchase.

Tell us more about the "camera eyesight thing", what tech is Subaru offering? It sounds interesting.

 

[Swiftie]

Tell us more about the "camera eyesight thing", what tech is Subaru offering? It sounds interesting.

It's a safety thing. It does all kinds of warnings. It can do braking in emergency situations, out of lane, weather issues, etc

EyeSight Driver Assist Technology | Subaru

EyeSight is the most advanced driver assist technology system with lane keep assist, smart braking and throttle control. Awarded the highest IIHS safety rating.

www.subaru.com

 

[Daverisimo]

Congrats on coming out. I'm proud of you.

 

[Brom Bones]

The lowdown, it's a Crosstrek so nothing swish. We literally leave the town a couple or three times a year to travel 20 minutes up the road and back again, everything else is at most an 8 minute drive away.

I haven't driven in years because of all the near misses with Californian drivers to and from work, it put me into some sort of PTSD where on road trips anywhere I had to sit in the back watching something on an Ipad not looking out of the windows it was so bad. I was fit as a fiddle in other countries/states.

Subarus are routinely winning awards for safest car on the road and it's actually quite nice, I'll attempt a grocery shop on my own driving for the first time in years next week and see how it goes.

No need for pics, it's a bog standard silver Subaru 2013 Crosstrek which after the hellish week that has happened feline wise, my Mini being unfixable and my X5 giving up on Sunday which I have to sell for scrap...I'm just happy to have a working car.

Confirmed lesbo.