Hunter Biden says he smoked Parmesan Cheese looking for Crack in carpets

[MescalineDreams]

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Hunter Biden recalled how he used to scrounge through the carpet looking for crack cocaine after getting high — saying he probably wound up smoking “parmesan cheese.”

“I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine. I probably smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone,” President Biden’s son said on “CBS Sunday Morning.”

“I went one time for 13 days without sleeping, and smoking crack and drinking vodka throughout that entire time,” he said during an interview to promote his memoir, “Beautiful Things,” out April 6 from Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster.

 

[RetiredSlave]

 

[scorpiorising]

Sounds like a fun guy to chill with on the weekend for a couple weeks straight.

 

[Rafael MMA]

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

“I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine. I probably smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone,” President Biden’s son said on “CBS Sunday Morning.”

he said during an interview to promote his memoir, “Beautiful Things,” out April 6 from Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster.

I'm sure trying to smoke anything he can find is a beautiful thing.

Also are his handlers trying to spin this POS that slept with his brother's widow, among other things, as a vulnerable person we need to forgive and accept?

 

[Shoden]

“I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine. I probably smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone,” President Biden’s son said on “CBS Sunday Morning.”

Wait, wasn't this fucker always rich? Wasn't he making good money, enough to have enough for crack and not be searching around his carpet?

 

[scorpiorising]

Reminds me of the time a buddy of mine was scraping blow off a peeling old ikea cabinet when we ran out. He scraped off so much in desperation he was snorting ikea furniture finish. I'm sure that healthy.

 

[Curmudgeon]

I'm sorry, did you mean florida man....

Dafuq?

 

[blackdudebro]

Damn...

 

[Squintz]

I used to do that. I still do but I used to as well.

 

[Contempt]

You'd think the 50k a month he was getting on the board of a corrupt Ukrainian oil company board thanks to daddy would buy plenty of crack?

Funny how this story was buried by the mainstream media, evidence ignored and called fake news before the election... how convenient.

Did they talk about the video of him doing lines off an underage hooker yet?

 

[WhiskyJack]

This is what you guys voted for. Lmao. I don't blame the politicians. I blame my dumb ass neighbors

 

[WhiskyJack]

Fucking sheep. Baaahhh. CNN toooold me. Baaahhhh

 

[Travis Alexander]

You'd think the 50k a month he was getting on the board of a corrupt Ukrainian oil company board thanks to daddy would buy plenty of crack?

Funny how this story was buried by the mainstream media, evidence ignored and called fake news before the election... how convenient.

Did they talk about the video of him doing lines off an underage hooker yet?

Sooo the thing about smoking crack is you can quite literally NEVER have enough crack

 

[Contempt]

Sooo the thing about smoking crack is you can quite literally NEVER have enough crack

50k a month worth? Sweet zombie Jesus.

 

[bjjHERRERA]

between the kiddie porn on his laptop, bangin his brothers widow, knockin up strippers, gettin on boards and making fat cheese while smokin it off the carpet, the dudes a national treasure- dude should be the top contender in the "stories that could be movies" thread~

 

[Travis Alexander]

50k a month worth? Sweet zombie Jesus.

In all seriousness though 50k a month on crack 5-star hotels and escorts is not that much money. I own a few luxury rehabs in the Los Angeles area and I know first hand quite a few wealthy people that have pissed off significantly larger sums of money Monthly during their crack cocaine addiction. It is a beast with infinite appetite that can never be satiated. Also the lifestyle between hotels, escorts drugs etc that someone with the means lives during active addiction is flammable to your bank account.
For example: They say Whitney Houston ran through 100 million dollars during a 15 year crack addiction.
https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/inside-tragic-whitney-houstons-crack-22485475

By scale that’s $555,555.00 a month which is insane to even fathom. Now obviously she was buying all types of outlandish things during that time, but the crack absolutely was the accelerant to that financial dumpster fire.

 

[MescalineDreams]

Fucking sheep. Baaahhh. CNN toooold me. Baaahhhh

Used to fight the good fight when I was 18. Been over a decade now. I stay up on the knowledge but generally pick my battle these days. Unfortunately most simply don’t have the eyes to see and the ears to hear. Some battles cannot be won.

 

[MescalineDreams]

In all seriousness though 50k a month on crack 5-star hotels and escorts is not that much money. I own a few luxury rehabs in the Los Angeles area and I know first hand quite a few wealthy people that have pissed off significantly larger sums of money Monthly during their crack cocaine addiction. It is a beast with infinite appetite that can never be satiated. Also the lifestyle between hotels, escorts drugs etc that someone with the means lives during active addiction is flammable to your bank account.
For example: They say Whitney Houston ran through 100 million dollars during a 15 year crack addiction.
https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/inside-tragic-whitney-houstons-crack-22485475

Never tried it but I’m kinda curious tbh..

Since it’s pretty much like a more intense / short lived version of coke. Surely couldn’t be that bad for you, assuming you’re not hopelessly chasing the dragon?

I’m also always low key intrigued by what different substances do to my fighting ability lol

 

[Travis Alexander]

Never tried it but I’m kinda curious tbh..

Since it’s pretty much like a more intense / short lived version of coke. Surely couldn’t be that bad for you, assuming you’re not hopelessly chasing the dragon?

I had a client at my center tell me this once: “First hit, feels like a warm hug from God himself. After that you are stuck in Hell trying to ascend back to the place you once were one hit at a time.”

it is incredibly mentally addicting. I was a Heroin addict for years (sober now a long time) I wouldn’t wish a crippling addiction on my worst enemy.