How to post a winning thread

[Dinjadai]

1. Lists. We just can't resist responding.
2. Counterpoint. Toss out a ridiculous claim about someone like Brock.
3. Snark. Drop a one-liner with an animated gif to debase a fight/fighter.
4. Bait. Gay? PED? Heart? Reach? Weight? Family? All fair game.
5. Superlatives. Fedor/GSP/Silva is the best of all time.
6. Doomsday. Fox / casuals / females / lower weight classes kill MMA.
7. Technique. A rare but terrific view of the sport.
8. Announcers. Rogan, Goldberg, Gus, others suck terribly.
9. Timing. Pride vs. UFC vs. SF. vs. EliteXC vs. Bellator.
10. Drunk. Type it out bro and we'll respond.

And yes, I've been there, done that.

 

[GloutonSang]

Are you 10 by any chance?

 

[Thehandsomeone**]

Don't forget picture of fighter, or even better picture of yourself meeting a fighter

 

[SocraticMethod]

Threads comparing the attractiveness of fighters' wives/girlfriends.

 

[Blommen]

wasteland this sucker. this is horrible.

 

[OldBoy91]

Overeem's muscles and Diaz's weed intake are extremely popular on this site as well.

 

[aquamanpunch]

I love this thread about threads. Imma make a thread about it!

 

[GloutonSang]

I love this thread about threads. Imma make a thread about it!

 

[3timesacharm]

or what will your reaction be if ......... happens

 

[Fantastic_Man]

Where does mentioning Diaz vs. Condit fall in all of this?

 

[SnowBlynd]

This is like the blueprint to the matrix. I've gone insane just reading it

 

[GSPOAB]

You forgot the most important one, rookie:

"I Met _______ today! With pics!"

 

[SuperLuigi]

Comparatives. "gsp has better boxing than silva"
Trolling Fedor and Shogun fans, no matter how obvious. "Dan Henderson beat Fedor in every facet of mma"

 

[Oiler]

This is like the blueprint to the matrix. I've gone insane just reading it

Holy shit great point.

Yeah my whole existence has just been rendered pointless. Determinism. The owners of sherdog should just shut it down. We are all in the sd matrix. Lol

 

[magical]

I'd say BJ is looking pretty motivated for this fight

 

[Da Speeit]

Step 1:
Dont be TS
Step 2:
Make a Thread

 

[db03892]

1. Controversial title.
2. Put in exaggerated false information and fake rumors.
3. Boobs!

 

[unhealthy]

Also, every tweet needs its own thread.

 

[generalyum]

Step 1:
Dont be TS
Step 2:
Make a Thread

Hahahah

 

[emmstein]

shoop. expect 50+ pages