How often should one have at themselves?

[Clippy]

For health purposes

 

[Jackonfire]

I feel like the answer is 3, but you never know.

 

[helax]

3.5

 

[Other]

at least 1

 

[fingercuffs]

Threety four, accompanied by a nosebleed.

 

[SpicyJoe]

60

I am up to 45 times a month.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

For health purposes

About tree fiddy

 

[Fedorgasm]

If we're talking about what I think we're talking about, then the answer is twice with lube, or once without.

But if we're talking about anything else, then the answer is twice with lube, or once without.

 

[volcom5]

If we're talking about what I think we're talking about, then the answer is twice with lube, or once without.

But if we're talking about anything else, then the answer is twice with lube, or once without.

Only serial killers go without lube…

 

[Milgrim]

What's your record, @Clippy ?

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Just ease off if you're blowing puff clouds or getting abrasions on it

 

[GSP_37]

I don't understand youngster jargon.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

About tree fiddy

@Clippy is Canadian isn’t he? So translated it’s “aboot tree fiddy”

 

[syct23]

Eww! @Clippy is fucking off itt…

 

[yamahacrasher]

Only serial killers go without lube…

I had no idea. I've gone au natural all but maybe 3 times in my life.

 

[jeff7b9]

A kid on my high school football team said after 15 nothing comes out.

I am not a masochist so I did not attempt to replicate the experiment... you can believe that or not.
He was a tremendous athlete so you never know.


That would probably put me in the hospital now
We were teenagers then, obviously.

I'd say it varies by age.

Stop when

a) ou start growing hair on your palms
b) if you draw blood,.or
c) if you go blind.

 

[Sonny Qc]

Are we talking about rubbing one out?

 

[Lycandroid]

never as every time you do you are setting yourself back from sharing that with a real person.

Save it for the game so to speak/

 

[lsa]

What's your record, @Clippy ?

some one looking to beat it

 

[BangBang]

Not so many times that you go blind.