Hidden Signs of a Swinger

[Rhood]

Reported and fact checked by the News

Here are signs that someone could be a swinger:

• Pineapple on top of mailbox
• Pineapple on front porch
• Upside down pineapple means a swinger is looking for a partner
• A man or woman wearing a red ball cap
• White landscaping rocks in someone’s front yard
• Wearing a thumb ring
• Wearing a toe ring
• Switching the wedding ring to the right hand
• Yin-Yang tattoo
• Garden Gnomes
• Pink Flamingo
• Metal Star on the front of the house

https://www.krmg.com/entertainment/...pitality-swingers/VXWFKZ46TFESBLZ3EZBVDE7YHA/

 

[William Huggins]

Someone needs to do all these and see if anything actually happens......

 

[dildos]

I hear if someone has their garage door half open they too are into swinging.

 

[lsa]

what about pineapple pizza?

 

[lsa]

• A man or woman wearing a red ball cap
  
  

Some how I am not surprised

 

[Zer]

There's an old lady up the road from me who has white landscaping rocks around her yard and garden gnomes too. I'll go see if she's dtf

 

[12ga.]

Meh I'm not gonna get shot knocking on doors with white rocks. I'll do more traditional ways friends intros, social clubs, dancing etc..I never online dated even lol

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Reported and fact checked by the News

Here are signs that someone could be a swinger:

• Pineapple on top of mailbox
• Pineapple on front porch
• Upside down pineapple means a swinger is looking for a partner
• A man or woman wearing a red ball cap
• White landscaping rocks in someone’s front yard
• Wearing a thumb ring
• Wearing a toe ring
• Switching the wedding ring to the right hand
• Yin-Yang tattoo
• Garden Gnomes
• Pink Flamingo
• Metal Star on the front of the house

https://www.krmg.com/entertainment/...pitality-swingers/VXWFKZ46TFESBLZ3EZBVDE7YHA/

 

[Fedorgasm]

• A man or woman wearing a red ball cap
  
  

Some how I am not surprised

Makes sense. He's about the age and physical condition of most swingers.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Can confirm everything about the pineapples.

 

[Red Beard]

The pink flamingo thing is huge in NH but cannot confirm if this is accurate. What is the significance?

 

[IX_Equilibrium]

You just described South Florida.

 

[Belaya Smert]

Garden Gnomes, I knew it!

 

[jx820]

Garden Gnomes, I knew it!

Garden gnomes are wearing red hats. I should have seen it sooner.

 

[jx820]

This is how you really put the neighborhood on notice.

 

[NoSmilez]

I am ordering pineapple clothing for the shits and giggles now

 

[SammyPops]

I'm pretty sure most people I see at swinger's club are swingers.

 

[Blacksonville]

Don't know anything about swingers and subcultures do usually engage in their own secret symbols (ie, the color or scent 'lavender' was once a signal among gays) but the article feels bullshitty'ish.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

what about pineapple pizza?

That's for teh gheys.

 

[CrimsonFan]

Wtf my girlfriend has a ying yang tattoo