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News Olympic ski jumpers being investigated for illegal genital injections

That's just to even out the proportion of shaft to balls.

You know the size of nuts needed to do that sport?
 
So the Olympics have started and we already has the first.... well something..



"World skiing's governing body has moved swiftly to quash talk of ski jumpers injecting their penises with paraffin or hyaluronic acid to gain a competitive edge, but scientists and ski jumpers at the Winter Olympics say if true it would make perfect sense.

WADA's comment came after it was questioned about a report in Germany's Bild which said the newspaper had discovered insider talk of the practice being used to alter athletes' ski jump suit measurement point, thereby securing a larger, more aerodynamic suit for the duration of the season."

and yes it has happened before:
"The issue has drawn attention partly because suit manipulation has previously led to sanctions in the sport.
Two Norwegian Olympic medalists, Marius Lindvik and Johann Andre Forfang, were suspended for three months last year after their team were found to have secretly adjusted seams around the crotch area of their suits at the 2025 World Ski Championships."

Let the games.... begin
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For the science nerds that want to read more about the science behind the suits and penises:

www.reuters.com

FIS aims to quash penis-enlargement sideshow, but science makes sense

World skiing's governing body has moved swiftly to quash talk of ski jumpers injecting their penises with paraffin or hyaluronic acid to gain a competitive edge, but scientists and ski jumpers at the Winter Olympics say if true it would make perfect sense.
www.reuters.com www.reuters.com
 
Madmick said:
LOL, so the idea is they fake a big penis so they can justify a flying squirrel flap extending down between the legs of the suit.

Wild.
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Since when could you fake having a big penis? Maybe they just take advantage of new technology. I have never heard of penis injections before.
 
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Intermission said:
Since when could you fake having a big penis? Maybe they just take advantage of new technology. I have never heard of penis injections before.
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It's actually quite common in the porn industry. There's also a rare fetish, obviously mostly in the US in gay and queerish circles with enormous dick and ball injections.

One guy died even from that.

Benefit would result in a bigger suit that would have a small flap between your legs.
 
NadaRekowski said:
It's actually quite common in the porn industry. There's also a rare fetish, obviously mostly in the US in gay and queerish circles with enormous dick and ball injections.

One guy died even from that.

Benefit would result in a bigger suit that would have a small flap between your legs.
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I didn't know that about porn but women with ugly pussies claim most pornstars have hade theirs pussy operated on. Which is false
 
It sounds kind of dumb until I think about guys taking boner pills to enjoy one situation where if you do this and win it could change your whole life. Basically saying I would inject my penis in a second given their position hahah
 
Intermission said:
Okey but why would a bigger suit give a competitive advantage in that shit sport?
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Bro, I just spelled it out for you. It's about lift. Imagine if those ski suits they jumped in had flaps like a flying squirrel (similar to the squirrel suits the skydivers jump in). They wouldn't even put their arms behind them the way they do now, because it's more streamlined, they would extend their arms out and just soar down the whole mountain because of all the lift the arm flaps would afford.

This is on a much, much smaller scale, but every inch counts. Remember everyone obsessing over Ian Thorpe's size 17 feet as a swimmer. That isn't why he won gold, but every little advantage counts. Imagine if an Olympic swimmer with size 11 feet could add the length & area to have size 17 feet. It's small, but it counts. If this increase became extreme enough, we're talking about putting flippers on, and it becomes obvious why it's cheating. It doesn't matter how much. It's cheating. Every inch counts.
 
Madmick said:
Bro, I just spelled it out for you. It's about lift. Imagine if those ski suits they jumped in had flaps like a flying squirrel (similar to the squirrel suits the skydivers jump in). They wouldn't even put their arms behind them the way they do now, because it's more streamlined, they would extend their arms out and just soar down the whole mountain because of all the lift the arm flaps would afford.

This is on a much, much smaller scale, but every inch counts. Remember everyone obsessing over Ian Thorpe's size 17 feet as a swimmer. That isn't why he won gold, but every little advantage counts. Imagine if an Olympic swimmer with size 11 feet could add the length & area to have size 17 feet. It's small, but it counts. If this increase became extreme enough, we're talking about putting flippers on, and it becomes obvious why it's cheating. It doesn't matter how much. It's cheating. Every inch counts.
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The genitals is one of the most sensitive parts of the body. If things go haywire there you're dead before you even know it. Stefan Edberg served into the groin of a linesperson who died. Although he died from hitting his head on the floor.
 
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