Favorite sonnen quotes

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We all know chael talks a lot, I think he talks too much for the position he is in, and his act gets annoying at times, but he does seem to be very creative with his trash talk. What are some of your favorite Chael quotes?
I liked his recent "I'm the reason Waldo is hiding" I also liked " I'm going to put him on his back faster than a porn star with a mortgage". I still think jones will dominate him but I'm hoping it is competitive.

 

[kentuckyglaze]

When Anderson Silva walks in a room you can hear a rat piss on cotton

 

[McPhlegm]

It's amusing from time to time but I'm pretty over the schtick now

 

[Free_MMAson]

"Ours is not to reason why, ours is just to do or cry"

 

[Face Stab]

"I am the reason Waldo is hiding."

 

[mrchair]

when you are the greatest fighter in the World today, they don t call you great fighter, they call you Chael Sonnen

 

[OldBoy91]

"Anderson Silvs is going yo be on his back more than a prostitute with a mortgage."

Shame it's all written for him.

 

[JuniorSonGoku]

"Beat me if you can"

Has 12 losses...

 

[HuntersCreed]

It's amusing from time to time but I'm pretty over the schtick now

He said that?

Oh! You just came here to offer your thoughts on something that has nothing to do with the topic of this thread. Go to the 'I'm sick of Chael's shit' thread.

 

[FearedFightwear**]

On his political career: 'I left office the way any politician should leave office, in handcuffs'

 

[MestizoIV]

"Ya Dummy!"

 

[SocraticMethod]

I'm not a Chael fan, but he came across very well on on TUF and had some good lines. I think my favorite was along the lines of: People will tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times.

 

[DarthChen731]

when anderson silva walks in a room you can hear a rat piss on cotton

+1.

 

[HerpDerp]

I'll just say I fucking loved it back when he used to diss the LHW division every chance he got.

"They had a Karate guy as champion for christs sake!"

Also, the interview below was absolutely golden.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

"Sharp as a bag of wet mice"

and Nog trying to feed a bus a carrot.


99% of what he says isn't funny.

 

[SocraticMethod]

"Sharp as a bag of wet mice"

and Nog trying to feed a bus a carrot.


99% of what he says isn't funny.

I actually didn't find that funny at all, but I laughed really hard later on in that interview when he responded to an unrelated question with, "Do you remember earlier when I said Nog tried to feed a bus a carrot? Is anyone even listening?"

 

[Spawned_Fighter]

I'm not a Chael fan, but he came across very well on on TUF and had some good lines. I think my favorite was along the lines of: People will tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times.

that was a good line. i like his schtick over all, sometimes his lines can be over the top

i think someone said he borrowd this from a prowrestler but i liked it. "send anyone youd like, but dont send anyone youd like back"

something along that

 

[McPhlegm]

He said that?

Oh! You just came here to offer your thoughts on something that has nothing to do with the topic of this thread. Go to the 'I'm sick of Chael's shit' thread.

No such thread. I guess I'll go make it now.

 

[Pennisland]

"Anderson said he'd break my jaw, my face, my teeth but what he didn't say is he'd break my will."

 

[carnifex2005]

I'll just say I fucking loved it back when he used to diss the LHW division every chance he got.

"They had a Karate guy as champion for christs sake!"

Also, the interview below was absolutely golden.

That vid was great.