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Khamzat GOAT

Khamzat GOAT

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Is that allowed to talk that here or the Lightweights?

Doesn't have to be sexual, you can fantasies to have an Ibiza night out with Conor, him paying.

Or bet your house against Dana in Vegas.

Or hire Colby's girls for photoshooting.

Or share the prison cell with Aleks Emelianenko, you have 10 lives in 24 hours.


Let's use our hobbies to help the UFC being a better world
 
Khamzat GOAT said:
Is that allowed to talk that here or the Lightweights?

Doesn't have to be sexual, you can fantasies to have an Ibiza night out with Conor, him paying.

Or bet your house against Dana in Vegas.

Or hire Colby's girls for photoshooting.

Or share the prison cell with Aleks Emelianenko, you have 10 lives in 24 hours.


Let's use our hobbies to help the UFC being a better world
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Or, let's learn some grammar.
 
So I’m sitting at home starving. I get a craving for pizza, so I call in an order. 30 minutes later, I hear a loud knock at the door. When I open the door Francis Ngannou is standing there with my pizza and wearing a uniform that is 2 sizes too small…

I open my wallet to pay, and I’m horrified to see that it is empty. I still really want that pizza, so I take off my shirt and look him in the eyes.

“Is there any OTHER way I can pay for this pizza?”
 
I just experienced a huge break up. I am in my room crying with my face in my pillow. There is a knock at the door.

“Go Away,” I yell.

The doorknob turns anyway, and my step-dad, Alistair Overeem, walks in and sits at the foot of my bed.

“What’s wrong?” He asks, sounding genuinely concerned.

“My boyfriend broke up with me” I tell him while sobbing.

“It’s his loss. I think you look beautiful” my step-dad says as he puts his large, muscular hand on my shoulder…
 
Johnnny said:
You've flooded up the 1st page with 5+ new threads in the past hour. From now on, how about you post all of your threads in The Lightweights and let the mods decide if any should be moved to the heavies, rather than the other way around.
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^ this. The heavies are only for serious UFC discussion. Or shit posting if you're staff
 
I’m our school’s star quarterback. It’s going to be the championship game, but my coach just informed me that unless I can raise my grade in Pre-cal, I won’t be eligible to play.

I go to my Pre-cal professor’s office to speak to him. The door reads: Henry Cejudo. I open the door and there he is, grading our latest tests. I quickly glance at the paper he is grading and it happens to be mine.

“Professor Cejudo. I need to bring up my grade. If I don’t, we will lose the championship game.”

He hears how desperate I am in my voice. And holds up my paper.

“You know, if you were to pass this exam, your grade would improve enough and you would be able to play.”

“I know I did poorly on the exam Professor Cejudo. Is there any way I can possibly play but retake the exam later?” I am pleading with him.

Professor Cejudo takes off his glasses and loosens his tie. He slowly walks to his office door and locks it as he turns to me.

“Well, there’s always EXTRA CREDIT” he says with a smile.
 
I don’t have friends at school and everybody makes fun of me for being unathletic and out of shape. I spend most of my time playing MMORPGs on the computer. That is the only place where I can interact with people.

I hit it off with a mage player named SploogeMaster1337. Soon we are married in-game.

After a few weeks, SploogeMaster1337 messages me saying that he wants to meet IRL. I am nervous at first, but work up enough courage to meet him. To my surprise, it turns out he goes to my school and wants to meet in a vacant classroom.

I go to the designated meeting place, and am shocked to see that SploogeMaster1337 is actually Khabib Nurmagomedov. He tells me that he doesn’t care that I’m fat and don’t play sports, and that he likes me just the way I am. He also says he wants to get married IRL and not just in-game.

We embrace and shortly after we get married.
 
Dominick Cruz is madly in love with me. We plan on getting married, but he tells me that he has volunteered to go overseas to fight the Nazi’s. I am terrified but I know that I can’t tie down a free spirit like Dominick Cruz and he joins the war.

His childhood friend and fellow soldier, Uriah Faber, is also devastated by Cruz’s decision and we both comfort one another and keep each other sane.

Word reaches us that Cruz has been KIA, and Faber and I are crushed. Win the process of dealing with our loss, we fall in love, and shortly get married.

Months later, out of nowhere, Dominick Cruz shows up at our doorstep. He is elated to see us both, but soon realizes what has happened while he was gone and runs off to a bar to drink away his sorrows. Faber follows to explain himself, but they end up fighting one another.

I show up at the bar and tell them that I can’t choose between them, so we should just have an open marriage. That way, Faber and Cruz can take turns with me but also take turns with each other as well.
 
I am on a cruise ship with my wealthy fiancé. I am not happy in the relationship so I sneak away to find a place where I can jump overboard. Right when I an about to jump, Khamzat Chimaev stops me.

I find out that Chimaev grew up poor and was only able to go on the cruise because he won tickets in a card game. Chimaev is actually a struggling artist. One thing leads to another and he ends up drawing me naked.

Suddenly, our ship crashes into an iceberg and all hell breaks loose. We aren’t able to find a lifeboat but are able to grab hold of a piece of floating wood.

It seems like all hope is lost for Chimaev, but we both get rescued and then get married.
 
BabyBlue_Bomber said:
Dominick Cruz is madly in love with me. We plan on getting married, but he tells me that he has volunteered to go overseas to fight the Nazi’s. I am terrified but I know that I can’t tie down a free spirit like Dominick Cruz and he joins the war.

His childhood friend and fellow soldier, Uriah Faber, is also devastated by Cruz’s decision and we both comfort one another and keep each other sane.

Word reaches us that Cruz has been KIA, and Faber and I are crushed. Win the process of dealing with our loss, we fall in love, and shortly get married.

Months later, out of nowhere, Dominick Cruz shows up at our doorstep. He is elated to see us both, but soon realizes what has happened while he was gone and runs off to a bar to drink away his sorrows. Faber follows to explain himself, but they end up fighting one another.

I show up at the bar and tell them that I can’t choose between them, so we should just have an open marriage. That way, Faber and Cruz can take turns with me but also take turns with each other as well.
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Sir you are very hilarious I laughed too hard at your scenarios man especially principal cejudo one. Sorry if my english is bad though
 
Crazy Librarian said:
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Sir you are very hilarious I laughed too hard at your scenarios man especially principal cejudo one. Sorry if my english is bad though
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I appreciate it. But it’s mostly just typical plots you can find in porn and the last two were rip-offs of Pearl Harbor and Titanic, respectively…
 
Being kicked in the balls by Michele Waterson

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BabyBlue_Bomber said:
I appreciate it. But it’s mostly just typical plots you can find in porn and the last two were rip-offs of Pearl Harbor and Titanic, respectively…
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Yes brother I noticed the Titanic but the Pearl Harbor I never knew that one. I thought Pearl Harbor is war film with no focus on romance lol
 
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