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[deviake]

Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch

Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.

techcrunch.com

Seems like you could just get a doo-doo app or something for your phone and not spend 600 greenbacks but what do I know.

Is this the product you've been hoping for?

Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet​

Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside. CNET reports that the Dekoda analyzes these images in order to provide updates on your gut health and hydration, and to potentially detect blood. It also comes with a rechargeable battery, a USB connection, and a fingerprint sensor to identify who’s using the toilet.

Spoiler

 

[Brom Bones]

I don't know. I don't know. I usually just look at my shit to try and identify any sus behavior. It's free, it's easy and you can learn a lot.

 

[Tito Tapped]

I thought most creeps go to jail for this

 

[Flower2dPeople]

I thought most creeps go to jail for this

Germany

 

[Natural Order]

Counts corn kernels too.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

But can I live stream my shits on YouTube?

 

[deviake]

But can I live stream my shits on YouTube?

Maybe with a subscription

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

I already have a setup but thanks

 

[RoastBeast]

@Zer get out of my DMs

 

[deviake]

I already have a setup but thanks

 

[Fedorgasm]

If I wanted to see shitty videos I'd subscribe to ESPN+

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Maybe with a subscription

Ok, I’m buying it then.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch

Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.

techcrunch.com

Seems like you could just get a doo-doo app or something for your phone and not spend 600 greenbacks but what do I know.

Is this the product you've been hoping for?

Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet​

Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside. CNET reports that the Dekoda analyzes these images in order to provide updates on your gut health and hydration, and to potentially detect blood. It also comes with a rechargeable battery, a USB connection, and a fingerprint sensor to identify who’s using the toilet.

Spoiler

Japanese men would pay you for the privilege of videotaping your shit

 

[Barney Gumble]

and this definitely won't be a giant, humongous, mango-sized, security risk at all! taking photos of your dumps and having them uploaded to the cloud, what's the worst that could happen?

what happened to flying cars and hoverboards? why does everything in 2025 have to involve sending giant companies and the government every detail about you?

 

[GSP_37]

I've been drinking low sodium V8 every late night, so my doo doo usually looks a bit reddish/orangish and comes out smooth without needing any coaxing and often barely anything to wipe.

 

[GSP_37]

and this definitely won't be a giant, humongous, mango-sized, security risk at all! taking photos of your dumps and having them uploaded to the cloud, what's the worst that could happen?

what happened to flying cars and hoverboards? why does everything in 2025 have to involve sending giant companies and the government every detail about you?

Compromat to be used against high ranking politicians. It will make sense when a grown adult starts coming up with retarded bullshit to justify his/her actions.

 

[GSP_37]

If I wanted to see shitty videos I'd subscribe to ESPN+

Are you referring to more than the Justine Kish match?

 

[GSP_37]

I don't know. I don't know. I usually just look at my shit to try and identify any sus behavior. It's free, it's easy and you can learn a lot.

I think you need to examine the texture using your hands as well as examining the taste to be sure.

 

[Jesus X]

This is the golden age for perverts and degenerates.

 

[Jesus X]

I thought most creeps go to jail for this

They go to horny jail.