Don Frye or Bas Rutten

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60 mins of drinking and listening to stories, who do you sit down with?
 
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I like Don Frye , but Bas Commentary always struck me that he would be a hell of a story teller over a cold one.
 
smooth assassin said:
I love Frye
But Bas all day
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I think Bas would have the more interesting and crazier stories along with being more coherent as we got drunker. I feel Frye would mumble and I wouldn't be able to understand him so I would have to fake laugh and listen so he didn't alpha me and make fun of me for not being a man like him.
 
Bas all day.

Bas went to ukraine,and got on the stage with the strippers,and a bouncer with an AK tried to get him down,and he just disarmed him and threw the gun away

Frye is cool man,but bas is INSANE
 
wufabufa said:
Bas is a liar and scam artist
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So don't sleep with him. It's just story time man, relax. Like you never told a lie in your life or taken advantage of someone. Get off your high horse, Irene.
 
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Bas. I would just stare at Don's mustache the entire time and not hear a single word he says.
 
"In Russia itself, things got worse. A drunken night at a club saw MMA fighter Paul Varelans getting rowdy and attacking the equally drunk Bas Rutten from behind. Varelans sank his teeth in Rutten's back, and El Guapo retaliated by throwing the guy through a window. A security guard intervened, and when Rutten told him to go "f*ck himself" the guard pulled out a machine gun. The unimpressed Rutten took the gun away and slapped the poor guard across the face before hitting the dance floor. The guard soon returned with a colleague, and things were probably about to get extremely ugly until the club owner interfered and defused the situation.

Rutten fully realizes how lucky he was to leave Russia alive, and says that he must have "a lot of guardian angels."
 
Hart Break Kick 97 said:
I think Bas would have the more interesting and crazier stories along with being more coherent as we got drunker. I feel Frye would mumble and I wouldn't be able to understand him so I would have to fake laugh and listen so he didn't alpha me and make fun of me for not being a man like him.
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That and you would lose your train of thought while gazing into his glorious mustache
 
When they had both Bas and Frye in the commentary booth for shark fights many years ago. I was howling from laughter just on the commentary. They were always great together, on HDNet. If I had the money I'd make a bas and Frye podcast or tv show.
 
Bas all day... He's one of the very few heroes of mine that are still alive.

Don is awesome, but I know I'd end up getting so drunk that I'd end up interjecting with my own shitty stories, and exposing myself as a sherdogger in the presence of a titan.
 
ClosetVitorFan said:
When they had both Bas and Frye in the commentary booth for shark fights many years ago. I was howling from laughter just on the commentary. They were always great together, on HDNet. If I had the money I'd make a bas and Frye podcast or tv show.
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I found some quotes from it a while ago...

  • I wouldn't wanna judge it; it's like a couple a whores fightin' over a dollar.

  • He already shot his wad.

  • Bas: Looked like you and Takayama. Remember? Frye: Uh.. Hahaha, yeah. Barely.

  • I scratched my back and a puppy fell out

  • This is the kind of fight where the guys go home and say.. "I should be selling cars"

  • Texas is a big country.

  • Bas: Sweet sweat, I wonder what that means? Frye: It comes from my scrotum

  • Bas: You think you've got it, and it just all goes downhill. Frye: Like a wet fart

  • This was like prison sex; it was fast, it was violent, it was bloody and there was a lot of noise.

  • If I was Reese I'd go to Bradley's home town and rob a bank. Cause they'd be lookin at him.

  • Italy declared war on Spain and France surrendered.

  • I started counting fights when i'd come home drunk and knock the old lady around.

  • Well at least he's got clean underwear on.

  • Looks like the extra 3/4 pound is weighing him down.

  • Get off your wallets ya cheap bastards and give em some money.

  • Hope you're enjoying these fights, because if you're not - i'ma kill you.

  • He's so awkward. He's like a rabid octopus. He looks like he's about to fall over at any time. (In reference to Keith Jardine)

  • That was like 2 hours of rough hard sex, I need some tequila and a cigarette now.

  • This guy's tough. His ears are like potatoes. Looks like he got stuck in the birth canal, had to beat him out with a stick.

  • Look at me: I'm a wrestler. My balls are so big, I wear the excess on my hat.

  • Double rainbow! Triple rainbow! Double secret probation! ... No, no, no, it's gonna go into triple double overtime!
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I will always regret deleting that event from my hard drive back when it happened... Its impossible to find fights now, only the Mas vs Daley fight is out there, and its a snoozer. Besides the commentary, obviously.

 
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