Food & Drink Dolly Parton's Shrimp & Grits - When Expectations meets Reality

[Rhood]

Expectations​

Reality​

 

[Osculater]

Holy crap it looks like vomit

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[helax]

Holy crap it looks like vomit

Dolly’s Vomit probably would’ve put up numbers

 

[Adamant]

Expectations​

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Reality​

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It looks like you didn't spruce it up at all. You don't just nuke it and expect it to come out primped and ready.

 

[Osculater]

Dolly’s Vomit probably would’ve put up numbers

 

[Brom Bones]

Expectations​

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Reality​

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Lower your expectations, dude.

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Spoiler

You thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger, hermano.

Spoiler

It burns like a mother when I piss. Should've used a rubber!

 

[Kal-El]

Looks like shit, but I'd never be mad at Dolly

 

[Pittie Petey]

Dolly dont look like that, either

 

[Sobek]

But what did it taste like?

 

[Streeter]

IDONBILIVIT. Dolly would never steer us wrong.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Dolly hasn't looked like that since the 80s.

 

[Ladder Master]

Lower your expectations, dude.

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Spoiler

You thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger, hermano.

Spoiler

It burns like a mother when I piss. Should've used a rubber!

Nice Far Cry 3 reference.




Burn all the crops mission.

 

[Khaosan]

Shrimps and Shits.

 

[Brom Bones]

Nice Far Cry 3 reference.




Burn all the crops mission.

This is funny in a satirical way. I fucking hate Skrillex. Fucking Corey Feldman wannabe.

 

[heloder]

What did it look like before you ate it?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

If you wanna see a rainbow you gotta put up with the rain

 

[fungi]

Shrimps and Shits.

Looks more like shits&grits.

 

[Bob Gray]

Dolly Parton has giant breasts.

 

[Cole train]

Would give dolly best 2 minutes of her life