Does Merab have the coolest and most apt nickname?

Dunno, I mean, Mark Kerr was The Smashing Machine, so it's kinda the same without the smashing part.

He's a machine though, the nick is definitely fitting, so I'm not hating on it.
 
Pretty apt I'd say.

I also think Merab has McArdle disease:


A condition where you don't produce lactic acid is not a known disease; instead, conditions like McArdle disease prevent the body from producing lactic acid during exercise, leading to a lack of muscle pain associated with it. Conversely, lactic acidosis is a condition where lactic acid builds up, usually due to a lack of oxygen or a problem with how it's metabolized.

Conditions involving a lack of lactic acid production
  • McArdle disease: This is a type of muscle glycogenosis where the body cannot break down stored glycogen for energy during exercise. This leads to a lack of lactic acid production and the absence of the "burn" that usually accompanies intense exercise.
    • Symptoms: Instead of pain, people with McArdle disease may experience muscle weakness, cramps, or pain, but these are different from the usual exercise-induced pain.
    • Medical significance: The lack of a "no pain, no gain" signal means those with this condition need to be more aware of their bodies' limits to avoid injury.
 
Pretty apt I'd say.

I also think Merab has McArdle disease:


A condition where you don't produce lactic acid is not a known disease; instead, conditions like McArdle disease prevent the body from producing lactic acid during exercise, leading to a lack of muscle pain associated with it. Conversely, lactic acidosis is a condition where lactic acid builds up, usually due to a lack of oxygen or a problem with how it's metabolized.

Conditions involving a lack of lactic acid production
  • McArdle disease:This is a type of muscle glycogenosis where the body cannot break down stored glycogen for energy during exercise. This leads to a lack of lactic acid production and the absence of the "burn" that usually accompanies intense exercise.
    • Symptoms: Instead of pain, people with McArdle disease may experience muscle weakness, cramps, or pain, but these are different from the usual exercise-induced pain.
    • Medical significance: The lack of a "no pain, no gain" signal means those with this condition need to be more aware of their bodies' limits to avoid injury.
That or takes inhuman amounts of beta alanine or he’s on EPO …
 
They should change it to,

Merab "the Pushing Machine" Dvashali

Dude fights like a midget sumo wrestler on EPO
 
coz not gonna lie THE MACHINE goes hard as fuck and not edgy teen sounding crap like pitbull or the assassin or other bullshit.
What's even better is the Merab justifies this name 10x dude fights like he has a v12 instead of lungs.
Honestly machine is just a few notches below pitbull or assassin.
 
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I didnt even remember he had a nickname tbh lol
 
coz not gonna lie THE MACHINE goes hard as fuck and not edgy teen sounding crap like pitbull or the assassin or other bullshit.
What's even better is the Merab justifies this name 10x dude fights like he has a v12 instead of lungs.
Ryan "The Master" Bader
 
Borz, Ruthless Lawler, Notorious Mcgregor, Eagle Nurmagomedov, the best ones for me
 
It can't be that great. Literally everyone just calls him Merab lol
 
I used to have a boxer dog name Machine. He was like the tasmanian devil on roids. His very presence would put the bitches in heat. If I find a pic, I'll post..
 
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