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Imagine all the shit he's seen. All the major events that happened in the past 100 years.
Congrats!
Congrats!
His accent trainer was irish not an eastender.His Cockney accent is still terrible though.
His accent trainer was irish not an eastender.
Cor blimey guv'nor !
Lucky he didn't sound like Brad in Snatch....
In reality she probably thought (like most gold diggers in this scenario), she wouldn't have to wait that long. Pretty fucking funny. Also, referring to her as a "health nut" was the best line he ever gave - good one, DickDude met his wife in 2006 when he was 80 and she was 34. And they're still together 20 years later.
Either an incredible love story, or just a bad beat for her as she was probably sure he would die within a few years and she'd get to move on.

Best thing he ever did was change his name from Penis Van Lesbian to Dick Van Dyke.