Elections Deeper dive on Trump's pardons so far

[toasty]

In addition to billionaire fraudster David Gentile getting released days after his conviction here are some of the pardons or commutations Trump has issued and my best guesses as to why. Gentile – Money

On inauguration day he pardons 1,500 or so Jan 6th rioters and commuted the sentences of several others. On this one they promised to only pardon the non-violent ones but then decided hey that would take a lot of work to figure out who beat police with flags, or tazed them or shot them with bear spray, so they said fuck it let’s just let em all free.- Rewrite history & Please the MAGA Base

77 fake electors alleged to have been involved in the 2020 attempt to subvert the election who were not under federal charges- cover his tracks and ensure loyalty or at least silence

Rudy Giuliani, Sydney Powell, John Eastman- Friendship & Please the base

Michael Flynn – friendship

Steve Bannon- friendship

George popadopoulous- Friendship

Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows- Friendship

former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort- friendship

Roger Stone- Friendship

George Santos- Fuck with the libs I guess

Charles Kushner, the father of his son-in-law, Jared- Family

Changpeng Zhao, the former CEO of Binance – money & please the crypto world

Ross Ulbricht Darkweb & Crypto entrepreneur- Please the Crypto world

Virginia Sheriff Scott Jenkins who took bribes for badges – MAGA base

former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich – no fucking guess

Former Cincinnati city council member P.G. Sittenfeld convicted of bribery and extortion charges – How the fuck would I know how does this get on a President’s radar?

Paul Walczak after his mother, Elizabeth ago (her proper last name starts with an F but I get the faces coverind it as a slur), attended a $1 million-per-plate fund-raising dinner

Joe Arpaio – please the MAGA base

The Chrisleys – he likes celebrities

Daryl Strawberry – he like celebrities

that lady Kim Kardashian wanted let loose- He likes celebrities with big boobs.

Currently under consideration-

former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez – Money would be the only reason cause this makes absolutely no fucking sense otherwise

GMAX friendship and to buy her silence.

1 can only wonder how many more remain especially as this duck becomes lamer.

and yes i know Clinton, Obama and every other president ever has some questionable ones, but I doubt we can come up with a list weirder and more attuned to covering up a president's potential crimes than this list of winners. Clinton probably comes in a distant second in that race.

Please feel free to add any that missed or add additional context or tell me why I'm a snowflake liberal who should spend more time thumb sucking and bed wetting.

 

[Natural Order]

The whole pardoning aspect has become another perverted tribalist mechanism in the duopoly. Absolutely disgusting and should be removed from any political power whatsoever.


The entire concept completely disavows any notion of "rule of law". It's a joke.

 

[PeterGriffin]

What do you expect when you elect a child as a leader? This administration is a comic's field day and takes the meaning of bizarre to a whole new level.

 

[44nutman]

My favorite part is when the media ask Brain Dead Donny about some of his pardon he looks at the questioner like they asked him to solve a calculus problem. My question is who is duping Brain Dead Donny into some of these pardons he has no clue about. Do they just slide Desk Jockey Donny some paper and tell him to sign it?

 

[AWilder]

Normalizing corruption.

 

[milliniar]

My favorite part is when the media ask Brain Dead Donny about some of his pardon he looks at the questioner like they asked him to solve a calculus problem. My question is who is duping Brain Dead Donny into some of these pardons he has no clue about. Do they just slide Desk Jockey Donny some paper and tell him to sign it?

My favorite part is, I don't know who they are someone told me they were treated unfairly, while saying Biden autopen pardons should be overturned because Biden actually didn't know or authorize them despite Biden himself saying otherwise.

 

[Prutfis]

What do you expect when you elect a child as a leader? This administration is a comic's field day and takes the meaning of bizarre to a whole new level.

When you put a clown in a castle, he doesn´t become a king. The castle becomes a circus.

-Kenny Florian

 

[F1980]

Replace the government with AI in the future.

 

[lsa]

"ttumps" ?

 

[Rob Battisti]

"ttumps" ?

My lovely lady ttumps

 

[Kassitus]

So almost entirely friends, family and political allies. The outliers are chicks with big tits and the random Honduran guy.

 

[toasty]

Perhaps the solution is already in front of us in the sports world. Change it so a president gets a limited number of pardons like a coach gets a limited number of challenges.

This would force them to conserve pardons for the big players late in the game.

I would love to see Trump down to his last pardon trying to decide between a billionaire fraudster who might put a great bribe on the table, a high profile MAGA political ally like ass up Rudy G, a potential witness against him like Gmax, and a celebrity with big tits........

his head would explode trying to figure out the right move with that final pardon.

 

[fedoriswar37]

So almost entirely friends, family and political allies. The outliers are chicks with big tits and the random Honduran guy.

Sounds like solid logic tbh

 

[DoctorTaco]

Perhaps the solution is already in front of us in the sports world. Change it so a president gets a limited number of pardons like a coach gets a limited number of challenges.

This would force them to conserve pardons for the big players late in the game.

I would love to see Trump down to his last pardon trying to decide between a billionaire fraudster who might put a great bribe on the table, a high profile MAGA political ally like ass up Rudy G, a potential witness against him like Gmax, and a celebrity with big tits........

his head would explode trying to figure out the right move with that final pardon.

He’d take the money. He can buy allies, sicophants, and bewbs.