DC comics embarrassing daughter of Starfire YA book

[Phisher]

So the premise of this nonsense is that Starfire's teenaged daughter is a morbidly obese goth lesbian superhero who hates her mother.

Oh, and check out what the writer of this nonsense looks like. It's literally self-insert fan fiction.

Shit like this is why the comics industry is almost dead.


...and to top it off, it's rumored that DC put the idiot who wrote this dreck in charge of the Batman comics.


The Critical Drinker pretty much nailed this topic, so I'm not going to bother ranting.

 

[Provocateur]

Trying to mass appeal to all the people that don't read comics. Makes perfect sense...

 

[Phisher]

Trying to mass appeal to all the people that don't read comics. Makes perfect sense...

This is what the entertainment industry has been doing in every fan driven genre for the past five years.

They're trying to appeal to Twitter and Tumblr weirdos, who don't actually spend money on anything, while actively insulting the existing fanbase.

 

[judoka loca]

I literally couldn't care less if Spider Man is black now or Thor is a girl. It's when authors start doing really bizarre, pointless shit like this that gets to me.

 

[Drain Bamage]

HAHAHAHAHAHA wow look at her, just terrible

 

[Ichibanner]

 

[Fox by the Sea]

in before:
- what difference does it make, live and let live
- something about white fragility
- are you triggered, bro?
- don't like it, don't buy it!

 

[jerzey devil]

She’s probably going to blame people for not reading it like Elizabeth Banks did after no one watched her Charlie’s Angels reboot instead of just making something people actually want.

 

[BB in Crazy!!!!]

When did Miss Swan start writing comic books?

 

[Kandyland]

Comics were so good and fun back in the day. Now you can't find a comic without some non gender, stereotypical gay or pussified soy boy trying to fight crime while wearing a pussy hat.

Embarrassing.

 

[drstrangelov]

I recognize that getting young women to read comics is probably crucial to the future success of brands like dc and marvel, so I understand the attempt. It doesn’t seem like it’s gonna be a lot fun though.

 

[ModernMatt]

who did Starfire mate with to produce this kid? Couldn't have been Nightwing

 

[BB in Crazy!!!!]

who did Starfire mate with to produce this kid? Couldn't have been Nightwing

She got drunk one night by and slept with Penguin.

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

Her power is killing erections. Don't be tempted. If you are going to nut too quickly don't think about her. Keep thinking about baseball. If you think about her fugly frumpy lump body your dick will go into a coma.

 

[Cold187um]

It makes me wonder how much marvel/dc online services would drop if they didn’t offer back issues and relied solely on new current content.

That looks like the drizzling shits but I will give them a semi point for creating something new and not just reimagining a current property

 

[Pittie Petey]

Grown men shouldnt care so much about picture books

 

[sissypunch]

People must love this shit or they wouldn’t keep makin it

AMIRITE?

 

[FyrFytr998]

So the premise of this nonsense is that Starfire's teenaged daughter is a morbidly obese goth lesbian superhero who hates her mother.

Oh, and check out what the writer of this nonsense looks like. It's literally self-insert fan fiction.

Shit like this is why the comics industry is almost dead.


...and to top it off, it's rumored that DC put the idiot who wrote this dreck in charge of the Batman comics.


The Critical Drinker pretty much nailed this topic, so I'm not going to bother ranting.

 

[Randlewand]

Starfire was a babe! How?

 

[surgeyou1]

More realistic than every superhero being a supermodel lol