Currently watching some backyard MMA DVD

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Picked it up at this buy/sell/trade place down the street from me. 2 fights in, and its been hilarious so far.

First fight - 1 guy has different shoes on, while his opponent appears to be wearing swim trunks. Both guys weighed in at the 150-155 range, but then the fight commentator makes a correction during the fight and says 1 guy actually weighed in at 135, not 150-155. Fight ended from a submission.

Crowd is drunk as fuck and boo's the second the guys clinch or go to the ground. The ring announcer isn't topping the GOAT YAMMA announcer, but he's up there. Only last name he's gotten right is some Lopez guy.

2nd fight - 2 more guys at the 150-155 range. I don't know if there is a time limit or not, because the round was def longer than 5 minutes. They were rolling around trying to heel hook eachother for a solid 5 minutes alone. The female commentator who is calling this thing seems to be clueless. Fight ended on a doctor stoppage. Dude got busted up and they rushed in and stopped it. Kinda funny, their seems to be the bare minimum rules yet they rushed in to save this guy like they really give a shit.

3rd fight - The crowd really boo's the grappling, lol. 1 guy had a guillotine in, and his opponent was throwing punches trying to fight out of it. I've never seen people cheer for rabbit punches and little shit like that before in my life.

4th fight - 2 Light Heavyweights now. Dudes are just clinching and slugging it out. Ugly ass tattoos on both of them. This pussy tapped out from some GNP when the other dude had mount. WACK

5th fight - Dude locked in an armbar quick as fuck. Surprised there has been more ground game despite the crowd boo'ing it. You would think these backyard dudes are more likely to stand and bang.
 
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apparently you can kick to the head on the ground, these dudes just took turns smacking eachother with their feet while their rolling around on the ground in this heel hook dilemma
 
they keep listing everyone at 150-155, but its clear the fighters vary from 130-170
 
these swim trunks mustve been given out if you didnt have any gear of your own. 3rd guy now is sporting similar trunks
 
Which guy is ufc related? Jason Knight is fighting next or what?
 
knees are allowed on the ground as well. this dude just got fucked up lmao
 
lol. sounds like Felony Fights? Anyone remember those? I had a DVD of it years ago. brutal.
 
lol. sounds like Felony Fights? Anyone remember those? I had a DVD of it years ago. brutal.
they didnt show any rules before the even started. kicks and knees on the ground, everything allowed so far.
 
ah the pussy tapped

WE WANT A SACRIFICE FOR THE JUST BLEED GODS
 
lions den guy is whooping this dudes ass. this other guy kinda reminds me of rikishi from WWF, but he aint 400 pounds
 
Let us know when you get to Tank-Ferozzo 2
i wish. tank would body bag every one of these guys. they'd probably allow it also. some of these guys look 2 weight classes apart.
 
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