Crushing the balls

[Dougall]

Been doing BJJ a few months now and I was talking to a friend who does Krav Maga about it. He was saying the usual "Krav works better on the streets cause we have no rules" etc. So we started messing around on the ground and just as I went to put him in my guard he grabs my nuts and squeezes them. Obviously this stops me in my tracks. He says that's his technique not to get pulled into a ground battle with a BJJ guy. I've never had to deal with ball squeezing before so I couldn't think of how to stop it.
when i said that a more experienced BJJ practitioner would be able to stop him and his nut crush he said a more experienced krav maga practitioner would still be able to use this technique to get out of somebodies guard.
I do have faith that someone more experienced in BJJ than myself would be able to this guy from getting a hold of their balls, but its something I've never thought about and I would feel odd asking about it in class.
So sherdog, whats your approach to defending someone trying to crush your balls.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Check his oil.

 

[Was at Pride GP 2000]

First of all if you were naked it's not called jiu jitsu.

Second if you were playing open guard would you just let him reach in or would you grab is wrist.

If closed guard I would have triangled the shit out of him and stuck a carrot in his ass.

But again if you were naked it's called gay sex.

 

[560ti]

So we started messing around on the ground and just as I went to put him in my guard he grabs my nuts and squeezes them..

<{ByeHomer}>

 

[LeonardoBjj]

- You never crush the balls of another male. It's one of the unwritten rules of the Gentleman Code of Honor!
Did you ever saw a leopard, rhino or a tiger reaching for the balls of his opponent?
- No! Because those animals have honor!

Your krav-maga friend sound's like a scumbag, you need better friend's.

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Was he standing or kneeling? Seems like mma is more equipped to deal with that than pure bjj guard. If he grabs your balls I would hope to upkick him... or at the very least put your foot on his chest and kick off...

Edit: Nvm, just realized this is a gay sex thread.
Grab and twist bro

 

[Dirty Holt]

Wrist lock

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Was he standing or kneeling?

 

[FatherSauce]

 

[Grrrr]

Wtf....is wearing a mask required or is it optional

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Wtf....is wearing a mask required or is it optional

Mask mandatory, zipper mouth is optional.

 

[Was at Pride GP 2000]

Mask mandatory, zipper mouth is optional.

This thread is all about gay sex.

Not that there is anything wrong with that

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

This thread is all about gay sex.

Not that there is anything wrong with that

TS and his buddy should just do some Turkish oil wrestling and get it over with

 

[TheGZA]

Literally none of this happened.

 

[Was at Pride GP 2000]

Literally none of this happened.

Or...
There may have been some touching now trying to cover it up by calling it Krav Maga. .... which in Turkish means gay sex

 

[JagRoss]

TS and his buddy should just do some Turkish oil wrestling and get it over with

What happens if you just turn up with a really tight waistband?
Is that allowed?

Does the turkish oil wrestling federation have guidelines on the tightness of waistbands?

 

[esteven]

What happens if you just turn up with a really tight waistband?
Is that allowed?

Does the turkish oil wrestling federation have guidelines on the tightness of waistbands?

They probably do it like an IBJJF sleeve check . . . But with a big Turkish arm instead of a wedge.

 

[Ryo]

TS and his buddy should just do some Turkish oil wrestling and get it over with

Dear God, every time I see anybody post this I think this has to be the gayest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Dear God, every time I see anybody post this I think this has to be the gayest thing I've ever seen.

It's obligatory in threads like this. The rules are the rules.

 

[dmwalking]

Why are you pulling guard in a self defense roll?