Create your female woman with only these points

[Fedorgasm]

You only have 25 points to spend to create an acceptable mate for yourself. You can put them in these categories:

Looks 0-10
Loyalty 0-10
Sexual compatibility 0-10
Personality 0-10

What are you picking and why?

 

[Kardashians]

Fuck. I have to do math for this thread?

Hold on.

Computing.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I think I'd have to give 10 for loyalty. Because no matter what her other flaws are, I can't live with a cheater.

Then 7 for personality, because let's face it, you spend most of your time doing things other than banging. So you don't want to be miserable hanging out with her.

Then I guess I'd give her a 6 for looks, which would only leave me 2 points for sexual compatibility.

So she'd likely won't want to bang nearly as often as I do, and she wouldn't swallow or do many of the things I liked. Which would suck but I feel like it wouldn't be any worse than most relationships anyway. Gotta sacrifice something.

 

[Sonny Qc]

loyalty - 10
looks - 6
Personality - 5
Sexual Compatibility - 4

 

[Ardaric]

What sort of mate are we talking about here?

 

[Fedorgasm]

I kinda wonder what it would be like to have

Looks - 0
Loyalty - 5
Personality -10
Sexual Compatibility - 10

You wouldn't need a super high loyalty score because she's so ugly nobody would bang her anyway.

Then could you learn to be attracted to her even if she's ugly? Like, attraction is mental, right?

 

[Sonny Qc]

What sort of mate are we talking about here?

inmate, d'uh ....

 

[Fedorgasm]

What sort of mate are we talking about here?

We're talking about women, but I said mate because I didn't want to exclude @Kardashians

 

[Sonny Qc]

I kinda wonder what it would be like to have

Looks - 0
Loyalty - 5
Personality -10
Sexual Compatibility - 10

You wouldn't need a super high loyalty score because she's so ugly nobody would bang her anyway.

Then could you learn to be attracted to her even if she's ugly? Like, attraction is mental, right?

ugly fatties always give the best head and make everything to please you,
only way they get a call back.

 

[Sonny Qc]

We're talking about women, but I said mate because I didn't want to exclude @Kardashians

well, it's her problem really,
she chose to hang out in a Karate Forum.

 

[Fedorgasm]

well, it's her problem really,
she chose to hang out in a Karate Forum.

You're right, I'll change the title

 

[Sonny Qc]

You're right, I'll change the title

I'm always right about womens...here...

my personal life is another story...

 

[VinceArch]

Fuck, math is retarded...

Looks 7
Loyalty 10
Sexual Compatibility 4
Personality 4

Did I math good?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Looks 8
Loyalty 0
Sexual Compatibility 8
Personality 9

If you did this you could have the greatest woman ever, if you are willing to share

 

[Mike]

I kinda wonder what it would be like to have

Looks - 0
Loyalty - 5
Personality -10
Sexual Compatibility - 10

You wouldn't need a super high loyalty score because she's so ugly nobody would bang her anyway.

Then could you learn to be attracted to her even if she's ugly? Like, attraction is mental, right?

There's not a man or woman so gross that someone out there won't try to steal them from you.

 

[Kardashians]

Looks: 7
Loyalty: 7
Personality: 7
Sexual compatibility: 4

Maybe we can work on improving our sex life, idk. Unless they’re a scat freak. Then we’re breaking up.

 

[Kardashians]

There's not a man or woman so gross that someone out there won't try to steal them from you.

This is true. So very very true.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Looks 10 sexy 10

Keep the leftovers, I just want to bang and run

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Fuck. I have to do math for this thread?

Hold on.

Computing.

 

[Mike]

Kinda like trying to min/max an op character in an rpg or something. It's tough because you have to put 10 points in loyalty or you'll suffer. So where do you care the most to spread the other points?

Looks: 5
Loyalty: 10
Sex Life: 4
Personality: 6


Man that's rough.