Craziest conspiracy theories you've heard ?

[Taras Bulba**]

I'll start with mine:

My nation(it doesn't matter which nation I am from)was once the greatest empire on earth and even had Atlantis as a colony.The Pope and the Catholics were jealous of us and that's why they invented a history where we are portrayed as unimportant and what's worse - infidels.They are doing that because we are a Holy nation and the Pope is the servant of the Devil.

Ok,your turn....

 

[Tentacle]

I gotta be David Icke's reptilian theory. It is so fucked up that I have thought maybe someone just made up that he said that in order to discredit his other theories.

 

[MortalWombat]

That makes you Greek, right? I am CIA is why I ask.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

That makes you Greek, right? I am CIA is why I ask.

You are CIA?

I want become CIA.

 

[Taras Bulba**]

I gotta be David Icke's reptilian theory. It is so fucked up that I have thought maybe someone just made up that he said that in order to discredit his other theories.

Yep,I actually argued some people on that issue.I asked them "Is it possible that these rulers from shadow are just smart people who devoted their time and energy into achieving the NWO or something." and the reply I got was "No man,it's because a human being cannot be so devoid of morals like they are,they must be reptilians,not mammals because they are pure aggression and no empathy."

OK buddy...

 

[MortalWombat]

You are CIA?

I want become CIA.

Kettlebells and kittens!

 

[Taras Bulba**]

That makes you Greek, right? I am CIA is why I ask.

No I am not Greek,but you are close.Greeks can't beat my people when it comes to conspiracy theories,no nation can.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

The reptilian thing is actually from ancient writings from the Sumerians and such

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

The craziest conspiracy theory I've heard is that all conspiracy theories are wrong

 

[fingercuffs]

Icke doing the Terry Wogan show in 1991 when he first went full nutter was hysterical, we all knew him as this normal TV presenter guy before then.

 

[Taras Bulba**]

The craziest conspiracy theory I've heard is that all conspiracy theories are wrong

This is a good thesis.I think that some theories are definitely true or at least with some truth in them.

 

[MarloStanfield]

I'll start with mine:

My nation(it doesn't matter which nation I am from)was once the greatest empire on earth and even had Atlantis as a colony.The Pope and the Catholics were jealous of us and that's why they invented a history where we are portrayed as unimportant and what's worse - infidels.They are doing that because we are a Holy nation and the Pope is the servant of the Devil.

Ok,your turn....

dude that aint know conspiracy theory that shit is the truth

 

[Rusk]

I'll start with mine:

My nation(it doesn't matter which nation I am from)was once the greatest empire on earth and even had Atlantis as a colony.The Pope and the Catholics were jealous of us and that's why they invented a history where we are portrayed as unimportant and what's worse - infidels.They are doing that because we are a Holy nation and the Pope is the servant of the Devil.

Ok,your turn....

Taras Bulba? Ukraine

 

[Taras Bulba**]

dude that aint know conspiracy theory that shit is the truth

I know but I am a Vatican mercenary and a traitor to the fatherland.Therefore it's my job to discredit the truth wherever it appears.

In fact I came up with the term "conspiracy theory" and I made sure that it's always taken with ridicule and disgust.

 

[Taras Bulba**]

Taras Bulba? Ukraine

Nope.

 

[Rusk]

Nope.

Russia?

 

[Taras Bulba**]

Russia?

No.Like I said it doesn't matter.

 

[Rusk]

No.Like I said it doesn't matter.

it does and your name is Taras Bulba...

 

[Taras Bulba**]

it does and your name is Taras Bulba...

I meant that it doesn't matter where I am from,my origins have nothing to do with my username.

 

[Rusk]

I meant that it doesn't matter where I am from,my origins have nothing to do with my username.

i think it does, and your conspiracy theory sound like russian Neo-nazi bs