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Compression shorts, stick with your normal boxer size or go up one?

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Zima Dolazi
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I usually wear L boxers (36" waist) but I'm curious as to whether or not I should get compression shorts one size bigger (XL)? I have dat ass and some tree trunk thighs, I don't want them being too tight on me. Not to mention, I have an irrational fear that I was born with big ass balls that are 37% larger than the average human's balls. Don't ask me why, it's just an instinctual feeling based on viewings of pornography.

Any ways, what say you brothers? They're only $15 here http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-100701/pid-203213/pgid-716878&cp=usns_0328071544
 
Not good for the nuts, go one size up.
 
Get the bigger ones, and stuff your compression shorts with a cucumber to match your big ass irrational balls.
 
I just ordered some after I saw your post lol great deal. I used the promo code JUSTDOIT and got free shipping. It came out to be around 16.20
 
I think we need to see a pic of these balls to determine the answer here. Only way to properly give you advice in this scenario.
 
Not good for the nuts, go one size up.

Will do, thanks bro

Size smaller. More "secured"

No Homo

Hmmm, secured in my place might end up being

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Get the bigger ones, and stuff your compression shorts with a cucumber to match your big ass irrational balls.

Hmmm, one day...

I just ordered some after I saw your post lol great deal. I used the promo code JUSTDOIT and got free shipping. It came out to be around 16.20

You are now my hero, $8 for shipping? Aw Hell nah!

I think we need to see a pic of these balls to determine the answer here. Only way to properly give you advice in this scenario.

Hmmm, I would go for it but you know getting banned and stuff wouldn't be cool. Unless of course I took a picture with super tight boxers on so you could see the outline of my nuts. No homo.

Pics or GTFO...no homo

:cool:
 
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