Come on down to Tito's restaurant

[BEATDOWNS]

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[Van Daz]

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

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So even his restaurant schedule is like his training schedule

"The restaurant opens from 4 to 10pm, from Monday to Sunday, it opens 6 days a week. One of those days it'll open 3 days a week from noon to 12pm, so 5 days a week my restaurant will outlive my children"

 

[AmonTobin]

How many days of the week do his poor employees have to work? By my count that’s gotta be at least 9 days.

 

[Doctor Grudge]

Tito makes me feel like a linguist. It's actually fun breaking down what his nonsense means and why he made that error.

 

[kingmob6]

I'm gonna plan on having dinner at his new restaurant at 11:30am then on Saturday.

 

[KOPPE]

hope the food make will make me outlive my kids

 

[mb23100]

Do any of these celebrity restaurants succeed? It seems like an awful business to get into even if you know what you're doing.

 

[kfighter]

How many days of the week do his poor employees have to work? By my count that’s gotta be at least 9 days.

I'm sure his employees are as confused as we are at their work schedule

 

[dipstickjimmy]

Imagine him calculating his employees wages based on their time cards.

So Dave I have your paycheck. You worked 9 am to close on monday thru sunday. That's two days (Monday and Sunday) where we close at 10 pm so , 9- 10 = 1 hour each day. 2 hours for the week (Weeks have 7 days) so 14 hours but sundays are double time so half your hours were on Sunday so 14 x 2 = 28 plus the original 14 = 42 hours. Your hourly rate is $20/ hour so 42 x $20 = $840 plus half of those hours were double time so 21 x $40 = $840 x 2 because it is double time so its $1680 plus the other $840 = $2720 per day x 2 days = $27200.

 

[LindyBrah]

I open the restaurant six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll be open three days a week. One of those days I will be open two days of the week. So, six days a week my restaurant will be open.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I would like to order some wine that sounds like a violin with that cheese and wine please Tito.

Also can I get a side of bloody onions?

 

[DrRodentia]

We'll be open Monday to Sunday, so that's seven days a week, plus we are open on the weekends, so we are open 9 days a week, 24/7, come on down. All day, all year, 360 days a year.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Anyone care for a side of mashed baders?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

How many days of the week do his poor employees have to work? By my count that’s gotta be at least 9 days.

10 days a week 2 times a week.

 

[Rio Ferdinand]

somebody check on the wellbeing of tito

 

[BEATDOWNS]

I'm gonna plan on having dinner at his new restaurant at 11:30am then on Saturday.

Don't miss the Early Bird special at 10pm.

 

[Willek]

The food was so good I was eating into a living death.

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

And he still operates on this high level with a completely cracked skull, Tito bless.

 

[Wormwood]

Dear Mr. Jacob Christopher Tito Ortiz,

Please please please never ever ever never ever stop talking. After Sherdog shoops, your quotes continue bringing the most smiles and giggles year after year.

Thank you,
Wormwood