CM PUNK No Longer a White Belt!

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THIS JUST IN
Punk just got promoted. He has a stripe. I repeat, he has a stripe.

I don't know what that ranks in BJJ, above yellow/orange/green/blue?

Real BJJ trainers are recognizing his skills. Haters need to stop doubting.

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Gi is also harder, so this only adds on to his no-gi experience.
 
He's ready.

Bring on Jacare.
 
I found this post really funny.

Just to clarify a stripe is something you get like in the first week or something right?
 
He's ready.

Bring on Jacare.


Chunky Monkey by armbar.

He supposedly has a solid ground game. Guess he only just started going for belts.

Pendred was right about his stand up, though. It looked fairly amateurish in his training vids.
 
that's not actually a stripe. he's actually a black belt and has been trolling everyone the whole time. he forgot to bleach out a section of this belt though so the jig is up
 
As a fellow white belt with 2 stripes, my advice to him is this:

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Elite guys like Rickson and Helio are like 9nth degree(9 stripes) or red belt, so getting a stripe is pretty close. The black guy on the right is 2nd degree bb. The guy in the middle is a red belt. He must be really good


but this is all Gi, I think CM Punk has more in ring experience without the gi than most people
 
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he starting posting more and more crap, i noticed.

any day now he'll start doing polls.
 
Damn, TS. He ranks higher than your white belt ass.
 
Elite guys like Rickson and Helio are like 9nth degree(9 stripes) or red belt, so getting a stripe is pretty close. The black guy on the right is 2nd degree bb. The guy in the middle is a red belt. He must be really good


but this is all Gi, I think CM Punk has more in ring experience without the gi than most people
TS clearly has trouble with colors
 
One stripe white belt means you're an armbar specialist and that's it.
 
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