Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

[Steve Rogers]

I was inspired by the Carla Gugino and prime Julia Roberts threads. So sue me for being unoriginal.

In honour of her 50th birthday, let's all have a good fap.

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

All she needs is some big fake titties and she'd be perfect.

 

[revoltub]

Arms too long

 

[Drain Bamage]

The scene in Entrapment is legendary

 

[JabToucher]

 

[minute bull]

Where oh where do I even begin with all the wrong contained in just this one sentence?

In honour of her 50th birthday, let's all have a good fap.

 

[I'm Shawn Spencer]

she dips beneath the lasers

 

[blaseblah]

Pretty lame her prime was wasted with a dude 24 years older.

 

[Yoel Bromero]

God bless you for this thread

 

[Steve Rogers]

Pretty lame her prime was wasted with a dude 24 years older.

Exactly 25 years older, in fact. It's her 50th birthday and his 75th.

God bless you for this thread

I don't believe in invisible men living in the sky but you're welcome.

 

[Winter-John]

The Valleeeeyyyyssssss

 

[Shael]

 

[Ladder Master]

Would smash early, middle and later versions of Catherine Zeta Jones

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

Wood-ola

 

[is normal]

above average feet

 

[Steve Rogers]

above average feet

I'm not into toes but I do love the tops of her feet.

 

[Philo-Publius]

Yeah, she's pretty fantastic.

 

[steve38]

She's definitely my type...maybe In a few years, when she's feeling down, I will bump into her in a dumpy off-strip casino, and we'll let nature take its course.

 

[Danger Dave]

I thought Catherine Zeta Scarn was dead?

 

[Steve Rogers]

I thought Catherine Zeta Scarn was dead?

WTF?!