Black History Month 40 Man Battle Royal

[Elzio Dennick]

Paying homage to the black rasslers.

4 rings 10 rasslers in each ring, the winners meet in a Fatal Four Way to win the Black World Champion

ring 1

Iceman Parsons
Ernie Ladd
Mark Henry
Bearcat Wright
Luther Lindsey
Bad Leroy Brown
Mr. Hughes
Butch Reed
Kofia Kingston
Earl "Mr. Universe" Maynard

ring 2

Savannah Jack
Sweetdaddy Siki
Ron Simmons
Stevie Ray
Shag Thomas
Woody Strode
Shaska Pez Whatley
Big E Langston
Tony "Mr.USA" Atlas
Thunderbolt Patterson

ring 3

Jay Lethal
Sailor Art Thomas
Ahmad Johnson
Bad News Allen
Rufus R Jones
Mabel
Junkyard Dog
Bobby Lashley
Rocky Johnson
Tiger Conway

ring 4

Dory Dixon
Koko B Ware
Booker T
Too Cold Scorpio
Bobo Brazil
Kamalah
Kareem Muhammad
Apollo Cruz
Koko B Ware
The Rock

 

[A Pennysworth]

Not seeing Keith Lee in this scenario. And the Rock is Samoan

 

[Jose Beehive]

Viscera bless

 

[GoodBadHBK]

The blackest jive turkey easily wins this and you didn't even mention his name

Spoiler

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Does the Black World Champion fight the White World Champion in a lumberjack match at Racialmania? I think you should count Canadians as black and Mexicans as white, or maybe the other way around. Not sure about Japanese and the English.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Not seeing Keith Lee in this scenario. And the Rock is Samoan

Rock is blacker than Barack Obama.

 

[Steve-French]

Nice list. Abdullah the Butcher should be in there too.

 

[A Pennysworth]

Rock is blacker than Barack Obama.

Following that train of thought Donald Trump is darker than both the Rock and Obama. Orange is the new Black

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Following that train of thought Donald Trump is darker than both the Rock and Obama. Orange is the new Black

Donald is fluorescent orange and is more German than Adolf Hitler.

 

[Red Beard]

/Thread

 

[SaigeVanZant]

 

[Red Beard]

 

[Thrawn33]

Mark Henry, Ron Simmons, Bad News, Booker T

 

[Pittie Petey]

You shoulda put Thunderbolt in ring 4

A final match with Iceman Parsons, Pez Whatley, Rufus R Jones and Thunderbolt Patterson wouldve been the greatest thing ever

 

[SocraticMethod]

The blackest jive turkey easily wins this and you didn't even mention his name

Spoiler

I very much expected Akeem to be in that spoiler.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Does the Black World Champion fight the White World Champion in a lumberjack match at Racialmania? I think you should count Canadians as black and Mexicans as white, or maybe the other way around. Not sure about Japanese and the English.

English are white unless they're from Yorkshire.

Spoiler

I have no idea what Yorkshire is.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Putting Bad News and JYD in the same bracket! Hard times, daddeh!

 

[GoodBadHBK]

I very much expected Akeem to be in that spoiler.

I'll rewrite the joke and use it for the next crowd. You get no credit.

 

[SocraticMethod]

I'll rewrite the joke and use it for the next crowd. You get no credit.

I pull the strings from the dark, HBK. That's my thing.

 

[BEAST]

No Virgil? What the fuck joke is this?